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[fehus]

❝...............Is it -- ❞
DIALTONE.

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[fehus]

secret lovers hope no one discovers

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i think alex already has
and has taken over with enthusiasm

[fehus]

that is generally how it goes. better start fwding your nudes.

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[His face is 100% the color of Alex's Jessica Rabbit dress right now.]

already got it covered sir

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That's my good boy.

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wow are you mistaking me for my boyfriend who's into the whole sub thing

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Literally anyone would be lucky and thank me for being their dom.

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i mean maybe i'd be lucky but i'd rather do the dominating

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Guess we'll just have to keep it to cuddling then, alas.

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wait what would you have said if i agreed to subbing

[garotted]

Who knows? Guess it'll have to be a mystery.

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just call me scooby doo

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Good ruck, Rooby Roo.

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no you don't get to talk like that
you're daphne
daphne doesn't use the r's

[fehus]

can i be the dracula frankenstein scaring people from the old mill

[fehus]

i could get used to "sir" how respectful

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is that surprising
i'm like the second nicest guy on this farm

[fehus]

its more i don't usually get "sir" as a hobo

also i would argue you're #1

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okay i mean maybe i am now
sometimes i forget matthew isn't here anymore

[fehus]

you should get matching shirts with nacho that say "good boy"

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omg
it's on my to-do list
which i don't have
but it's on my hypothetical one

[fehus]

when can we come pet him?

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give it like an hour
i have him in my bathroom now
everyone's already in their rooms or like drunk i guess

[fehus]

fools. time to get drunk on puppy paws

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time to get utterly inebriated on little wiggling puppy bottoms