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[fehus]

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DIALTONE.

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[admemoriam]

[He recognizes her correct capitalization immediately.]

how embarrassing
now you know i send your bf nudes in the middle of the night
whatever shall i do

[garotted]

I mean honestly it's like you send both of us nudes? You know we share, right?

[admemoriam]

i hope you enjoy them
they're a labor of love

[garotted]

Right click, save as.

[admemoriam]

oh my god stop it i'm in public
you're making me blushhhhh

[garotted]

And to think, I'm not even being shameless yet.

[admemoriam]

idk if i want to know what that would mean
keep your sexts to your boyfriend to yourself

[garotted]

Are you kidding? If I sexted Magnus, he'd probably die.

[admemoriam]

and then he'd pop right back
take control of your sex life

[garotted]

I'm trying to be gentle with him, he's a fragile sunshine boy.

[admemoriam]

so are mine
i finally just had to climb right up on them

[fehus]

secret lovers hope no one discovers

[admemoriam]

i think alex already has
and has taken over with enthusiasm

[fehus]

that is generally how it goes. better start fwding your nudes.

[admemoriam]

[His face is 100% the color of Alex's Jessica Rabbit dress right now.]

already got it covered sir

[garotted]

That's my good boy.

[admemoriam]

wow are you mistaking me for my boyfriend who's into the whole sub thing

[garotted]

Literally anyone would be lucky and thank me for being their dom.

[admemoriam]

i mean maybe i'd be lucky but i'd rather do the dominating

[garotted]

Guess we'll just have to keep it to cuddling then, alas.

[fehus]

i could get used to "sir" how respectful

[admemoriam]

is that surprising
i'm like the second nicest guy on this farm

[fehus]

its more i don't usually get "sir" as a hobo

also i would argue you're #1

[admemoriam]

okay i mean maybe i am now
sometimes i forget matthew isn't here anymore

[fehus]

you should get matching shirts with nacho that say "good boy"