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[fehus]

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[fehus]

i could get used to "sir" how respectful

[admemoriam]

is that surprising
i'm like the second nicest guy on this farm

[fehus]

its more i don't usually get "sir" as a hobo

also i would argue you're #1

[admemoriam]

okay i mean maybe i am now
sometimes i forget matthew isn't here anymore

[fehus]

you should get matching shirts with nacho that say "good boy"

[admemoriam]

omg
it's on my to-do list
which i don't have
but it's on my hypothetical one

[fehus]

when can we come pet him?

[admemoriam]

give it like an hour
i have him in my bathroom now
everyone's already in their rooms or like drunk i guess

[fehus]

fools. time to get drunk on puppy paws

[admemoriam]

time to get utterly inebriated on little wiggling puppy bottoms

[fehus]

time to get fucking blasted on waggly puppy tails

[garotted]

Stop talking, start doing. Chop chop, boys, time's wasting.

[fehus]

you replies to our own phone baby

[garotted]

[ she jabs him in the ribs with her elbow. ] How can you expect me to concentrate on who I'm talking to with you nibbling me? Forward it to Noah and then let's go smooch puppy, or I'm going to kiss you stupid and then we won't get anything done.

[fehus]

I wouldn't call kissing me stupid "not anything." And I think you should smooch me and the puppy. Me first.

[he vices his arms around her waist, trailing kisses along the skin he's been abusing the entire time she's been in his lap (and talking about embarrassing shit with noah,)]

[garotted]

[ despite herself, she laughs, squirming a little just to give him a hard time (heh). she winds up tipping her chin up to give him better access, though, stroking fingers over the arm around her waist. ]

You first, huh? And why should I do that when I could be cuddling an adorable fluffy puppy?

[fehus]

[a flush rises to his face -- he knows she squirms like that on him on purpose -- but he stays the steady course. which is the north make-out star from the right, straight on 'til morning]

I'm very adorable. I'm also very fluffy.

[he nuzzles silky, tangled hair against her cheek, and then gives her quite a sweet, adorable kiss. you can tell it's adorable by the way he bats his blond eyelashes after it]

Also, I don't think I'm gonna let you go until you do.

[aaand he falls like a deadweight, sideways, trapping her half-beneath him, still batting his eyelashes]

[garotted]

[ she yelps, laughing again as he tips them over, turning in his grip until she can get her arms around him in turn, pushing her hands up the back of his shirt to spread against his back. ]

You are pretty fluffy and adorable. I guess I owe you a little something.

[ she leans up as if to kiss him.. then pauses teasingly, brows lifting. ] --Are you sure you don't want to go see Nacho first?

[admemoriam]

time to get super smashed on fantastically fluffy puppy kisses

[fehus]

time to get absolutely blotto on sniffly puppy noses

[admemoriam]

time to get wreally wrecked on adorable miniature dogs

lemme know when we start taking this too far

[fehus]

time to tear this family apart on itsy bitsy bow-wows

there's no such fucking thing as too far.

[admemoriam]

except when it's keeping you from actually destroying this marriage with delicious doggie kisses
get your ass over here and pet my pooch

[fehus]

,aaall;d;

[somebody's phone is no longer in their hands. time to smooch first,]

[admemoriam]

r u having a stroke
do u need lifealert