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[fehus]

❝...............Is it -- ❞
DIALTONE.

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[admemoriam]

wow are you mistaking me for my boyfriend who's into the whole sub thing

[garotted]

Literally anyone would be lucky and thank me for being their dom.

[admemoriam]

i mean maybe i'd be lucky but i'd rather do the dominating

[garotted]

Guess we'll just have to keep it to cuddling then, alas.

[admemoriam]

wait what would you have said if i agreed to subbing

[garotted]

Who knows? Guess it'll have to be a mystery.

[admemoriam]

just call me scooby doo

[garotted]

Good ruck, Rooby Roo.

[admemoriam]

no you don't get to talk like that
you're daphne
daphne doesn't use the r's

[fehus]

can i be the dracula frankenstein scaring people from the old mill

[admemoriam]

no you're fred

[fehus]

is that because he's probably with daphne or a potshot at my clothes

[admemoriam]

idk what a potshot is but no dude it's ur hair

[fehus]

i literally can't believe you're missing the shaggy joke here? maybe i'm just used to ronan negging me.

[admemoriam]

dude
any shaggy qualities your appearance has is totally cancelled out by the fact that like
you're super smart and helpful and brave and shit

[fehus]

quit it. alex makes fun of me when i blush.

[admemoriam]

only bc it's adorable when you do

[fehus]

shut uuup. that word's better suited to nacho.

[admemoriam]

HANDSOME
ALLURING
EYECATCHING
SMOKIN

[fehus]

POLICE

[admemoriam]

THEY'RE ALREADY ON THEIR WAY
BC YOU SET OFF THE HOT ALARM

[garotted]

Aw, thanks. I want to be modern Daphne, though, she knows karate.

[admemoriam]

you can be whichever daphne you want bb

[garotted]

You can't see me, but I'm blowing you a kiss.

[admemoriam]

you can't see me but i'm catching it and kissing it back