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its more i don't usually get "sir" as a hobo

also i would argue you're #1

okay i mean maybe i am now
sometimes i forget matthew isn't here anymore

you should get matching shirts with nacho that say "good boy"

omg
it's on my to-do list
which i don't have
but it's on my hypothetical one

when can we come pet him?

give it like an hour
i have him in my bathroom now
everyone's already in their rooms or like drunk i guess

fools. time to get drunk on puppy paws

time to get utterly inebriated on little wiggling puppy bottoms

time to get fucking blasted on waggly puppy tails

Stop talking, start doing. Chop chop, boys, time's wasting.

you replies to our own phone baby

[ she jabs him in the ribs with her elbow. ] How can you expect me to concentrate on who I'm talking to with you nibbling me? Forward it to Noah and then let's go smooch puppy, or I'm going to kiss you stupid and then we won't get anything done.

I wouldn't call kissing me stupid "not anything." And I think you should smooch me and the puppy. Me first.

[he vices his arms around her waist, trailing kisses along the skin he's been abusing the entire time she's been in his lap (and talking about embarrassing shit with noah,)]

[ despite herself, she laughs, squirming a little just to give him a hard time (heh). she winds up tipping her chin up to give him better access, though, stroking fingers over the arm around her waist. ]

You first, huh? And why should I do that when I could be cuddling an adorable fluffy puppy?

[a flush rises to his face -- he knows she squirms like that on him on purpose -- but he stays the steady course. which is the north make-out star from the right, straight on 'til morning]

I'm very adorable. I'm also very fluffy.

[he nuzzles silky, tangled hair against her cheek, and then gives her quite a sweet, adorable kiss. you can tell it's adorable by the way he bats his blond eyelashes after it]

Also, I don't think I'm gonna let you go until you do.

[aaand he falls like a deadweight, sideways, trapping her half-beneath him, still batting his eyelashes]

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[ she yelps, laughing again as he tips them over, turning in his grip until she can get her arms around him in turn, pushing her hands up the back of his shirt to spread against his back. ]

You are pretty fluffy and adorable. I guess I owe you a little something.

[ she leans up as if to kiss him.. then pauses teasingly, brows lifting. ] --Are you sure you don't want to go see Nacho first?

[whines, appropriately, like a dog. he drops his forehead briefly to her chin, huffing, and then raises his face again]

I don't want Nacho's sloppy seconds. Nachos's? Wait, is it Nacho or Nachos? [he squints thoughtfully into the distance for a moment, and then turns the quizzical look back on his girlfriend] -- Right, it doesn't matter. Because I'm slobbering on you first.

[and he closes the gap between them with a wet, obnoxious smack of a kiss to her forehead -- then her cheeks, then her nose]