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[fehus]

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[fehus]

is this advice about sexting or communication? the fact that i can't tell makes me feel doomed.

[admemoriam]

i mean both
but mainly the first
sexting is all about telling someone what you wish you could be doing to them

[fehus]

i know like what but like

how do you say like what

[admemoriam]

just describe what's in your head
in whatever words you can
even if it sounds stupid or embarrassing at first to you
it'll be super hot
and it doesn't have to be much
you could just start with something simple like
oh man i can't stop thinking ab that thing you wore
i promise alex would just melt

[fehus]

i'd like that. i do kind of feel that way about like everything she wears. she looks good in pajamas or ballgowns, it's unfair as hel.

[admemoriam]

yeah?
what's your favorite thing about how she looks in a ballgown?

[fehus]

all of it. like literally all of it? she does her hair up off her neck and wears these insane heels that make her legs look great and she has these sharp cute collarbones and she likes to twirl when she's wearing a skirt

[admemoriam]

when you see her collarbone
and her legs
how does it make you feel
like
what do you want to do next

[fehus]

build her a house and make her laugh and give her mac n cheese and like
other stuff

[admemoriam]

okay good start but let's focus on the other stuff

[fehus]

what
oh sorry i forgot what we were talking about

[admemoriam]

alex's collarbone
when you see alex's collarbone
what do you want to do to it

[fehus]

uhh that's private?

[admemoriam]

then that's what you tell her!

[fehus]

"i hate private feelings about your collarbones."

[admemoriam]

no!
you tell her those private feelings
you share them with her

[fehus]

like totally out of the blue? isn't that kind of

[kdjnjksf]

i don't know. like the word version of an unsolicited dick pic

[admemoriam]

no! it's not the same thing at all
i mean it's way sexier for one thing
and it's not like you're just whipping your dick out at a stranger
it's all about imagination and anticipation and stuff

[fehus]

would it be weird if i asked her not to respond at first

it seems like it would be weird

[fehus]

but what if she responds? she's so much better at talking about stuff

[admemoriam]

just go for it man
she's going to love it like there's literally no way she won't

[fehus]

what makes you so sure?

[admemoriam]

bc this is like one of the few things i'm good at ok

[fehus]

knowing what my girlfriend will tolerate from me?

[admemoriam]

no!
like, relationships and sex stuff