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[fehus]

❝...............Is it -- ❞
DIALTONE.

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[admemoriam]

i was talking to alex about sex
you suddenly disappear for several minutes
and return with typos when you're usually good at spelling??

[fehus]

maybe we were looking at a nice flower, like the dirty hippies we are.

[fehus]

[FEELS, EMBARRASSED,,,, AGAIN, ABOUT THOSE TEXTS]

[gently defends himself]

also i wouldn't die if i got a sext she's always acting like i am like the flower we were definitely gazing upon

[admemoriam]

dirty hippies is right

and hey man i get where you're coming from
kind of
maybe a little bit
but you should totally tell her that
get something started

[fehus]

[gently... gonna stop sharing his phone with his gf, as they get ready to roll out]

i don't really know how. knowing me it'd be

[...]

not sexy? and it's probably be giving her mixed signals anyway bc i'm like, weird. you know

[that he doesn't like to be touched; that it takes him so much time, to get used to physical intimacies]

[admemoriam]

[A good call, since Noah is having a similarly candid conversation with said gf on her own phone.]

hey man
when you're really into someone there's no such thing
i'm a total weirdo and i look like a toothpick and i'm sad all the time
but ronan would would literally find like anything i did sexy

[He omits his other significant others' names because he's honestly not sure Adam and Gansey and Blue don't have their limits.]

[fehus]

he's so into you. it's really sweet. i wish i could be like you are with him. with alex, i mean. you climb him like a tree, it's cute as hel.

[admemoriam]

he's quick and cheap transportation
and i just never want to not be touching him
that happens when you can't touch anybody for so long

but you and alex are super adorable too
every couple has their good spots and their bad spots
i wish we had as much honesty and trust as you guys
stuff like that
you know how we fight

[admemoriam]

try telling alex that tho
exactly how you wish you could be with her
be specific

[fehus]

is this advice about sexting or communication? the fact that i can't tell makes me feel doomed.

[admemoriam]

i mean both
but mainly the first
sexting is all about telling someone what you wish you could be doing to them

[fehus]

i know like what but like

how do you say like what

[admemoriam]

just describe what's in your head
in whatever words you can
even if it sounds stupid or embarrassing at first to you
it'll be super hot
and it doesn't have to be much
you could just start with something simple like
oh man i can't stop thinking ab that thing you wore
i promise alex would just melt

[fehus]

i'd like that. i do kind of feel that way about like everything she wears. she looks good in pajamas or ballgowns, it's unfair as hel.

[admemoriam]

yeah?
what's your favorite thing about how she looks in a ballgown?

[fehus]

all of it. like literally all of it? she does her hair up off her neck and wears these insane heels that make her legs look great and she has these sharp cute collarbones and she likes to twirl when she's wearing a skirt

[admemoriam]

when you see her collarbone
and her legs
how does it make you feel
like
what do you want to do next

[fehus]

build her a house and make her laugh and give her mac n cheese and like
other stuff

[admemoriam]

okay good start but let's focus on the other stuff

[fehus]

what
oh sorry i forgot what we were talking about

[admemoriam]

alex's collarbone
when you see alex's collarbone
what do you want to do to it

[fehus]

uhh that's private?

[admemoriam]

then that's what you tell her!

[fehus]

"i hate private feelings about your collarbones."

[admemoriam]

no!
you tell her those private feelings
you share them with her