i got angry and threw my phone into space? i need to get it replaced but i'm not on earth and with everything going crazy down there i'm nervous i won't be able to get a new one if i don't do something now do you wanna fill out the requisition form at cape cacnavnavnavnavnareal and order a replacement for me?? and just hold it at fauxhalla until i'm back
you've probably had enough of my relationship drama????????????????
that makes sense. that makes sense. that makes sense. why the fuck can't my cool spiels about the raging beast within my aching chest go viral instead of all the stupid things i do. i hope throwing your phone away becomes such a fad that everyone does it and they all break their stupid phones!!
i don't mean that. that was a sinister and not nice thing to say. sorry
every time you say stuff like that I FEEL SUPER GUILTY!!! DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HRUARAUAUAAH but. ok. ugh. a big whole thing has happened since we last talked. it's a whole thing. but just, the bottom line is he said something that made me think of him and the dude he loves being together and i got mad.
good idea. i'm just using mental access. definitely doing that next time. actually, hold on, i already--
odin dark needs not the sassy quips of his boy/lord sidekick? but. ok. i will find a workaround. a loophole. such is my power, as a creative genius with heroic and gallant self esteem issues.
was that your question? the drawing one? because if not, yes, ask away. if so,
DIVINE CHERUBIC BRINGER OF LIGHT, SPIRIT OF SAMSON ALIVE, HE OF CASCADING WATERFALLS OF GOLDEN THREAD, UNTO THEE I PRAISE THY NAME AND BEG THE HEAVENS TO ENVELOP MY WORTHLESS PRISON OF FLESH IN THE ENDLESS TWISTS AND TURNS OF YOUR SCALP-FOREST OF SOFT, SPUN DREAMS
I think he has a lot of people. That he, Hangs out with. (CODE FOR INTERCOURSE.) And he doesnt hang out with them at his place. He goes to them. For some reason. And. I don't know. It's not, I never had the right to ask. Or be jealous. Or whatever. why?
a little after he turned me down, he sent me a message to try to clear things up, with the express interest in becoming close again. right? it was a heavy talk. he said a lot of heavy things. what it boiled down to was - i told him i'm still in love with him, and if he's okay with that, then i'll stay his friend. because i don't want to lose him. but i don't want to be a burden, either. and he said his life would be a lot lesser without me in it. and so yeah, friends. but i apologized for falling in love with him, and for crossing that boundary. he said "i crossed that boundary line too". but i didn't know what that meant, and still don't, because it sounded like-- you know? "sorry i fell in love with you" "i did too". or. idk. he wouldnt tell me what he meant, said he was making things worse and left.
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hi buddy
i got angry and threw my phone into space?
i need to get it replaced but i'm not on earth and with everything going crazy down there i'm nervous i won't be able to get a new one if i don't do something now
do you wanna fill out the requisition form at cape cacnavnavnavnavnareal and order a replacement for me?? and just hold it at fauxhalla until i'm back
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oh and i don't know if this is helpful but btw that shit went viral? in a good way. people loved you pitching your phone into the blackness of space.
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that makes sense.
that makes sense.
that makes sense.
why the fuck can't my cool spiels about the raging beast within my aching chest go viral instead of all the stupid things i do.
i hope throwing your phone away becomes such a fad that everyone does it and they all break their stupid phones!!
i don't mean that. that was a sinister and not nice thing to say. sorry
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whose phone are you using to text me? peter's? you should take a pic of your ass and hide it in his folder of gf pics to repay him.
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but.
ok.
ugh.
a big whole thing has happened since we last talked. it's a whole thing.
but just, the bottom line is he said something that made me think of him and the dude he loves being together and i got mad.
good idea. i'm just using mental access. definitely doing that next time. actually,
hold on, i already--
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second favor: print that out and put it in his house somewhere
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that sucks? can i ask you a sort of personal question?
the fuck did you just draw that
i don't have a printer
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ok.
i will find a workaround. a loophole.
such is my power, as a creative genius with heroic and gallant self esteem issues.
was that your question? the drawing one? because if not, yes, ask away.
if so,
im not answering until you get a printer.
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sorry for the disrespect.
milord.
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Do you get it? Did you get it? Did you get my joke? What did you think of it?
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I don't know.
He's,
I think he has a lot of people. That he,
Hangs out with.
(CODE FOR INTERCOURSE.)
And he doesnt hang out with them at his place. He goes to them. For some reason.
And.
I don't know. It's not,
I never had the right to ask. Or be jealous. Or whatever.
why?
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not my business for a lot of reasons, but a little but of my business for one or two reasons
i guess i'm trying to figure out if he's actually manipulative, an emotional trainwreck, or just thinks with his dick
the more i find out the madder i get, i think? sorry
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Uh,
Did I tell you about the stuff he said about boundaries?
Or that thing about the music?
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so.
a little after he turned me down, he sent me a message to try to clear things up, with the express interest in becoming close again. right?
it was a heavy talk. he said a lot of heavy things.
what it boiled down to was - i told him i'm still in love with him, and if he's okay with that, then i'll stay his friend. because i don't want to lose him. but i don't want to be a burden, either. and he said his life would be a lot lesser without me in it. and so yeah, friends.
but i apologized for falling in love with him, and for crossing that boundary. he said "i crossed that boundary line too". but i didn't know what that meant, and still don't, because it sounded like-- you know? "sorry i fell in love with you" "i did too". or.
idk.
he wouldnt tell me what he meant, said he was making things worse and left.
theres more. but.
thoughts???
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