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DIALTONE.

You could say you... condition... on condition. Do you get it? Did you get it? Did you get my joke? What did you think of it?

12/5
Falafell4U rated a joke ★★★★☆
Odin's Joke
by: Odin Dark

Falafell4U said: "wow? just wow. easily one of the best jokes i've ever heard. if this joke were a person i'd marry it, divorce it, and then marry it again. Odin Dark is one of the greatest comedians of our time, move over Dane Cook..."

2 minutes ago · see review

PINNED REVIEW. FRAMED. FRAMED REVIEW!!!!! PINNED AND FRAMED ON MY PROFILE GODS I LOVE YOU SO MUCH MORE THAN I EVER LOVED THAT PIECE OF SHIT MAXIMOFF why isnt it five stars? i am a five star man.

i don't wanna limit you. you're a ten stars man.

I Listen Forget you're my underage brother for a second and break up with Alex and come be with me. I'll buy you coats.

coats? that's what you think i'm into?

I thought that's what rich millionaires buy their hot wives? Like dead animal pelts. Right? We didn't really do that at home. We just used dead animal pelts to not freeze to death, mostly. Well, I guess some people hunted and killed the sapient animals and sold their skin for profit. Those guys were assholes. They hurt my friend. But it's okay because he collected their bones. Anyway. Ferns? I'll buy you ferns.

Edited (dont look at me) 2017-12-05 14:47 (UTC)

i'll take the rich lady coats tbh i like being warm

Offer rescinded. I'm getting you rich lady jewelry instead. Imagine every one of your stupid fingers caked in eggplant-sized eggplant-coloured eggplant-shaped rings just hanging off a knuckle. Pearl bracelets and stuff.