I thought that's what rich millionaires buy their hot wives? Like dead animal pelts. Right? We didn't really do that at home. We just used dead animal pelts to not freeze to death, mostly. Well, I guess some people hunted and killed the sapient animals and sold their skin for profit. Those guys were assholes. They hurt my friend. But it's okay because he collected their bones.
I'm getting you rich lady jewelry instead. Imagine every one of your stupid fingers caked in eggplant-sized eggplant-coloured eggplant-shaped rings just hanging off a knuckle. Pearl bracelets and stuff.
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Well, I guess some people hunted and killed the sapient animals and sold their skin for profit.
Those guys were assholes.
They hurt my friend.
But it's okay because he collected their bones.
Anyway.
Ferns?
I'll buy you ferns.
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I'm getting you rich lady jewelry instead.
Imagine every one of your stupid fingers caked in eggplant-sized eggplant-coloured eggplant-shaped rings just hanging off a knuckle.
Pearl bracelets and stuff.
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Hey.
Hey.
When you're with Alex.
Are you the big spoon or the little spoon?
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Interesting.
Interesting.
Interesting.
Bye, Magnus.
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