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[fehus]

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DIALTONE.

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[fehus]

?

did you eat something you shouldn't have

press 1 for Heal press 2 for More Options

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[fehus]

i shouldn't have used the number 2 because that has more than one meaning and doesn't actually rule out you eating something you shouldn't have?

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Oh mags. M-dog. Friend.

[fehus]

petes. p-cat. acquaintance.

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I don't need help. I might need help?
I need something. But not in a bad way.

[fehus]

ok

getting more worried you're having a stroke but continue if possible?

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Maybe I am having a stroke, I can't seem to think straight. What are the other symptoms?

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Yeah this is me avoiding the subject I came to text you about but entertain me

[fehus]

i'm not a real doctor i don't know what the other symptoms are?

dude what's up

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I kinda wanna die, that's what's up.

[fehus]

ok let's try this again
1 for Heal
2 for I Fucked Up, Magnus
3 for I Fucked Up REAL Bad, Magnus
4 for I Didn't Fuck Up But Have A Social Disorder Probably
5 for Just Playin
6 for More Options
7 for Español

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2, 3 then 4.
6 - speak to an operator

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I kinda kissed Barney.

[fehus]

holy shit

[fehus]

this is the same barney right

the one you're friends/family with?

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yeah, that's the one

[fehus]

and now you want to die because this is a fuck up?

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No, because it's literally the best thing that's happened to me and I don't want to fuck it up?

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I am SO going to fuck this up?

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I might've already fucked it up by doing this? Why did I do this?

THE LINE WAS CROSSED.

[fehus]

[RING RING]

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[This is unexpected but what also may be unexpected is the tone of Peter's voice being... off?

Oh, no. Just a serious Peter voice for a change.] Uh, hey.

[fehus]

Hey. Um, so.

You kissed the purple dinosaur.

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I did. It just... happened?