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[fehus]

❝...............Is it -- ❞
DIALTONE.

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[songwrite]

betts wanted turkey duty i'm just on sides
but i mean i have been a cook for the past 5 months

[thanks for the vote of confidence magnus,,,, rude]

[fehus]

is that what you were doing at the diner? i thought you were more of a cute mascot.

[songwrite]

oh is that why u keep showing up
admit it my burgers are the best

& malts!!!

[fehus]

i don't have to admit anything. i just try to support my friends and their weird 50s cosplay fetishes.

[songwrite]

thats generous of u
anyway u dont have to come like no pressure or anything
but the foods gonna be great so u know, ur loss if u dont

[fehus]

i'm getting mixed messages archibald.

also alex and i are already planning on making empanadas to bring.

[songwrite]

u dont have to bring anything!! theres gonna be tons of food already
but empanadas would be cool
...theyre not spicy are they?

[fehus]

we're norse or whatever, we have to bring a hospitality gift.

nah. we're also doing tamales. in our kitchen, that we have

[songwrite]

hospitality gift makes it sound fancy
so how is it
u guys like the new place right?

[fehus]

it is as fancy as it is a way to maybe avoid getting killed.

no we definitely hate this fucking awesome magic treehouse you guys helped us build. the stairs especially are no good.

[songwrite]

definitely reg & betty arent gonna try and kill u for not bringing food

i mean i've got a pry bar just say the word
so can u play video games with ur magic electricity?

[the Important Things,]

[fehus]

you never know. isn't this supposed to be a kind of dramatic holiday like that?

don't touch my cool treehouse. i could play videogames with my magic electricity (and magic console that Ronan dreamed me) but i'd need someone to play with. oh no! he forgot to dream me some friends.

[songwrite]

well like when it started
but now all the deaths happen during black friday sales the day after
so ur good

[fehus]

man i grew up poor as fuck but i never understood that dumb bullshit? whatever capitalism is bad and fucked up i'm a hippie etc

don't just ignore me being friendless

[songwrite]

i guess i'm chopped liver now

[fehus]

wow. i'm so bad at having a house i can't even invite someone to play with me

[songwrite]

i could take pity and just show up uninvited some time

[fehus]

better at least bring a hospitality gift, in that case.

[songwrite]

is that a one-time thing or an every-time thing
could get real expensive

[fehus]

it's a never-time thing i'm joking.

i don't have any games yet tho so you have to bring yours.

[songwrite]

u have a magical playstation but not any magical games?
what have u been doing this whole time

[the fact that Magnus didn't have a console at all before and yet somehow survived is a minor detail,]

[fehus]

honestly? climbing out my bedroom skylight and sitting on the roof. it's so fucking cool up there?

[songwrite]

ur not afraid of falling? its so high up there

[fehus]

nah. i like heights. also undead warrior durability means even if i did i would be fine, but i did higher climbs than this before i got my super bod.

[songwrite]

[anyway archie is now 100% bringing him a stargazing blanket as a hospitality gift and he can't be stopped]

ur braver than me bro
i bet the stars are great out there though
theres a lot of light pollution in heropa