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[fehus]

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DIALTONE.

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[songwrite]

u have a magical playstation but not any magical games?
what have u been doing this whole time

[the fact that Magnus didn't have a console at all before and yet somehow survived is a minor detail,]

[fehus]

honestly? climbing out my bedroom skylight and sitting on the roof. it's so fucking cool up there?

[songwrite]

ur not afraid of falling? its so high up there

[fehus]

nah. i like heights. also undead warrior durability means even if i did i would be fine, but i did higher climbs than this before i got my super bod.

[songwrite]

[anyway archie is now 100% bringing him a stargazing blanket as a hospitality gift and he can't be stopped]

ur braver than me bro
i bet the stars are great out there though
theres a lot of light pollution in heropa

[fehus]

they are great. crash here one night and check them out. if you come up with me, i won't let you fall. on odin's ingrown beard hairs etc.

[songwrite]

ok yeah id like that

[songwrite]

do gods really get ingrown hairs??

[fehus]

cool.

depends on the god. thor gets gassy. my granddad gets regular pedicures. my aunt and dad always look flawless though.

[songwrite]

[do gods poop,
no archie don't ask that. HONESTLY.]

who gives pedicures 2 gods???

[fehus]

manicurists.

[songwrite]

are there warrior manicurists in valhalla
or do they come hang out on earth sometimes?

[fehus]

the guys working at the hotel are dead warriors, ravens, and wolves. nobody chills on midgard unless odin says it's cool or they sneak out.

[fehus]

so yeah i've gotten a facial from a dude named Egil the Hoary Axe.

[songwrite]

[100% just googled "hoary"]

ur world sounds so wild mag

[fehus]

the facial was pretty good.

i'm looking more forward to stargazing with my friend tho.

[songwrite]

how about friday? i dont work on saturday till 4pm so it wont matter if im still at ur house in the morning

[fehus]

cool. friday works. come by whenever.