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[fehus]

❝...............Is it -- ❞
DIALTONE.

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[songwrite]

hospitality gift makes it sound fancy
so how is it
u guys like the new place right?

[fehus]

it is as fancy as it is a way to maybe avoid getting killed.

no we definitely hate this fucking awesome magic treehouse you guys helped us build. the stairs especially are no good.

[songwrite]

definitely reg & betty arent gonna try and kill u for not bringing food

i mean i've got a pry bar just say the word
so can u play video games with ur magic electricity?

[the Important Things,]

[fehus]

you never know. isn't this supposed to be a kind of dramatic holiday like that?

don't touch my cool treehouse. i could play videogames with my magic electricity (and magic console that Ronan dreamed me) but i'd need someone to play with. oh no! he forgot to dream me some friends.

[songwrite]

well like when it started
but now all the deaths happen during black friday sales the day after
so ur good

[fehus]

man i grew up poor as fuck but i never understood that dumb bullshit? whatever capitalism is bad and fucked up i'm a hippie etc

don't just ignore me being friendless

[songwrite]

i guess i'm chopped liver now

[fehus]

wow. i'm so bad at having a house i can't even invite someone to play with me

[songwrite]

i could take pity and just show up uninvited some time

[fehus]

better at least bring a hospitality gift, in that case.

[songwrite]

is that a one-time thing or an every-time thing
could get real expensive

[fehus]

it's a never-time thing i'm joking.

i don't have any games yet tho so you have to bring yours.

[songwrite]

u have a magical playstation but not any magical games?
what have u been doing this whole time

[the fact that Magnus didn't have a console at all before and yet somehow survived is a minor detail,]

[fehus]

honestly? climbing out my bedroom skylight and sitting on the roof. it's so fucking cool up there?

[songwrite]

ur not afraid of falling? its so high up there

[fehus]

nah. i like heights. also undead warrior durability means even if i did i would be fine, but i did higher climbs than this before i got my super bod.

[songwrite]

[anyway archie is now 100% bringing him a stargazing blanket as a hospitality gift and he can't be stopped]

ur braver than me bro
i bet the stars are great out there though
theres a lot of light pollution in heropa

[fehus]

they are great. crash here one night and check them out. if you come up with me, i won't let you fall. on odin's ingrown beard hairs etc.

[songwrite]

ok yeah id like that

[songwrite]

do gods really get ingrown hairs??

[fehus]

cool.

depends on the god. thor gets gassy. my granddad gets regular pedicures. my aunt and dad always look flawless though.

[songwrite]

[do gods poop,
no archie don't ask that. HONESTLY.]

who gives pedicures 2 gods???

[fehus]

manicurists.

[songwrite]

are there warrior manicurists in valhalla
or do they come hang out on earth sometimes?

[fehus]

the guys working at the hotel are dead warriors, ravens, and wolves. nobody chills on midgard unless odin says it's cool or they sneak out.