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definitely reg & betty arent gonna try and kill u for not bringing food

i mean i've got a pry bar just say the word
so can u play video games with ur magic electricity?

[the Important Things,]

you never know. isn't this supposed to be a kind of dramatic holiday like that?

don't touch my cool treehouse. i could play videogames with my magic electricity (and magic console that Ronan dreamed me) but i'd need someone to play with. oh no! he forgot to dream me some friends.

well like when it started
but now all the deaths happen during black friday sales the day after
so ur good

man i grew up poor as fuck but i never understood that dumb bullshit? whatever capitalism is bad and fucked up i'm a hippie etc

don't just ignore me being friendless

i guess i'm chopped liver now

wow. i'm so bad at having a house i can't even invite someone to play with me

i could take pity and just show up uninvited some time

better at least bring a hospitality gift, in that case.

is that a one-time thing or an every-time thing
could get real expensive

it's a never-time thing i'm joking.

i don't have any games yet tho so you have to bring yours.

u have a magical playstation but not any magical games?
what have u been doing this whole time

[the fact that Magnus didn't have a console at all before and yet somehow survived is a minor detail,]

honestly? climbing out my bedroom skylight and sitting on the roof. it's so fucking cool up there?

ur not afraid of falling? its so high up there

nah. i like heights. also undead warrior durability means even if i did i would be fine, but i did higher climbs than this before i got my super bod.

[anyway archie is now 100% bringing him a stargazing blanket as a hospitality gift and he can't be stopped]

ur braver than me bro
i bet the stars are great out there though
theres a lot of light pollution in heropa