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[fehus]

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[fehus]

you didn'tt say the horse was people! i was i supposed to know?

[pummelgranite]

ITS WODENS HORSE????????

holy shit it's probably like four asian girls glued together

[fehus]

i'm gonna barf?/

[pummelgranite]

WELCOME TO HELL

can you fix it?

[fehus]

probably fuck no? i have horsey magic and plant magic and life magic. it's not a horse and it's not a plant and it's an abomination of nature

wait this is an alex problem

[pummelgranite]

Alex can? Are they with you?

[fehus]

i don't know, but alex knows about changing shit into other shit with magic. no, he isn't.

[pummelgranite]

OK, well if you see him maybe ask if he wants to help four innocent young women stop being a disgusting cyber-doppelganger of his pony half-brother.

[fehus]

texting rn

what's the ponypeople doing

[pummelgranite]

exuberant prancy mostly

[fehus]

well

that's good i


guess

[pummelgranite]

See this is what happens when we don't kidnap the All-Bother fast enough.

It'll all be ready tonight.

[fehus]

nice one

alex is on his way btw. i was gonna come but i just got heal paged

[pummelgranite]

This month sucks.

But OK we'll let you know how it goes.

[fehus]

ok. i hate this a lot so i'll probably come by as soon as i can to see if i can help

[pummelgranite]

Alex seems to have it together here.

I'll let you know as soon as I'm done with Hades and we'll finish this.

1/2

[fehus]

ok. is he ok?

[fehus]

sorry of course he isn't this is fucked. but this is kind of extra fucked for him. the aesir treat his family like circus freaks already.

[pummelgranite]

Yeah, it's fucked. He seems, I dunno. Normal fucked?

[fehus]

that's depressing.

[pummelgranite]

Uh huh.
Wait, has Woden even met Alex?
Maybe he just... doesn't realize.

[fehus]

he hasn't. you think woden would care that he's making weird people-puppets in the shapes of alex's family?

[pummelgranite]

Fuck if I know. Its impossible to get a read on what he cares about, if he cares about anything.
Eeeeugh I have a terrible idea.

[fehus]

?

[pummelgranite]

Im going to try talking to him.
Alex doesn't wanna murder him, so...