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[fehus]

❝...............Is it -- ❞
DIALTONE.

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[fehus]

that's depressing.

[pummelgranite]

Uh huh.
Wait, has Woden even met Alex?
Maybe he just... doesn't realize.

[fehus]

he hasn't. you think woden would care that he's making weird people-puppets in the shapes of alex's family?

[pummelgranite]

Fuck if I know. Its impossible to get a read on what he cares about, if he cares about anything.
Eeeeugh I have a terrible idea.

[fehus]

?

[pummelgranite]

Im going to try talking to him.
Alex doesn't wanna murder him, so...

[fehus]

fair. and gross. what about?

[pummelgranite]

"Please fucking stop" was going to be a main theme.

[fehus]

i feel like the "please" is misleading but flies, honey, something.

[pummelgranite]

Tried a bunch without please. How much worse can it go?
Also you actually catch way more flies with vinegar.
#funfact

[fehus]

go figure.

what are the other talking points?

[pummelgranite]

Everything's already a shit show and you have nothing to gain with this.
No one here would care that you don't have your own song if you could stop whining about it for like maybe twelve seconds.
You fuck up our brand when you run around claiming to print gods.
Etc. Etc. Etc.
And finally you must absolutely and this very minute go eat some coke out of a sex worker's ass, tip her extremely well, and leave everyone else the fuck alone.

[fehus]

i feel like this is what people who read the 95 Theses felt like.

[fehus]

i know you can't read him well, but is all his shit really song overcompensation?

[pummelgranite]

I wish I could just nail the list to him.
Maybe? He's super salty about it, but like he's super salty about everything.

[fehus]

that doesn't make sense either. woden is the god of kings and power. odin's a lot of annoying shit, but salty doesn't make sense. neither does serving someone else, ever.

[fehus]

[wait]

? odin is the god of poetry

wait what the fuck??

[pummelgranite]

???? is he?

[fehus]

yeah? and i know there's a whole like germanic/nordic thing happening here but whatever he says about dated materials or whatever the fuck, he's norse in origin if not date. and odin is the god of poetry. i've read his stupid books, i know.

[pummelgranite]

OK, so...?

[fehus]

so seriously why the fuck can't he sing? or raise the dead? or at least run the wild hunt? or any of the shit he should be able to do? it's weird. he's weird?

[pummelgranite]

He says it's because he tried to build something for himself. It backfired and he lost his face. Sacrificed himself to himself or whatever.
but there are gods who lie about their identity. There's even one this pantheon, so it's not impossible that he is too.

[fehus]

odin lost an eye. it's almost thematic but like not. the eye thing is important. eyes, wisdom, blah blah blah.

wait seriously? which god lied about their identity?

[pummelgranite]

He MIGHT have one eye. Last Woden had both eyes. She was wisdom, but she was death too. Kinda why no one does demi-gods, besides the obvious
Sorry. Not my secret to give away. I'm just saying it happens. It's possible. Changed his iconography from lions to goats and everything.
But who else would he be...?

[fehus]

well, what does woden /actually/ do? "build." spoilers, odin isn't a builder, either, except of empire. he contracts giants to do the real building.

my cousin would know about famous mythological builders. i don't actually know shit about world mythology bc it's just my life, so.