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[fehus]

❝...............Is it -- ❞
DIALTONE.

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[fehus]

i don't know, but alex knows about changing shit into other shit with magic. no, he isn't.

[pummelgranite]

OK, well if you see him maybe ask if he wants to help four innocent young women stop being a disgusting cyber-doppelganger of his pony half-brother.

[fehus]

texting rn

what's the ponypeople doing

[pummelgranite]

exuberant prancy mostly

[fehus]

well

that's good i


guess

[pummelgranite]

See this is what happens when we don't kidnap the All-Bother fast enough.

It'll all be ready tonight.

[fehus]

nice one

alex is on his way btw. i was gonna come but i just got heal paged

[pummelgranite]

This month sucks.

But OK we'll let you know how it goes.

[fehus]

ok. i hate this a lot so i'll probably come by as soon as i can to see if i can help

[pummelgranite]

Alex seems to have it together here.

I'll let you know as soon as I'm done with Hades and we'll finish this.

1/2

[fehus]

ok. is he ok?

[fehus]

sorry of course he isn't this is fucked. but this is kind of extra fucked for him. the aesir treat his family like circus freaks already.

[pummelgranite]

Yeah, it's fucked. He seems, I dunno. Normal fucked?

[fehus]

that's depressing.

[pummelgranite]

Uh huh.
Wait, has Woden even met Alex?
Maybe he just... doesn't realize.

[fehus]

he hasn't. you think woden would care that he's making weird people-puppets in the shapes of alex's family?

[pummelgranite]

Fuck if I know. Its impossible to get a read on what he cares about, if he cares about anything.
Eeeeugh I have a terrible idea.

[fehus]

?

[pummelgranite]

Im going to try talking to him.
Alex doesn't wanna murder him, so...

[fehus]

fair. and gross. what about?

[pummelgranite]

"Please fucking stop" was going to be a main theme.

[fehus]

i feel like the "please" is misleading but flies, honey, something.

[pummelgranite]

Tried a bunch without please. How much worse can it go?
Also you actually catch way more flies with vinegar.
#funfact

[fehus]

go figure.

what are the other talking points?

[pummelgranite]

Everything's already a shit show and you have nothing to gain with this.
No one here would care that you don't have your own song if you could stop whining about it for like maybe twelve seconds.
You fuck up our brand when you run around claiming to print gods.
Etc. Etc. Etc.
And finally you must absolutely and this very minute go eat some coke out of a sex worker's ass, tip her extremely well, and leave everyone else the fuck alone.