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[fehus]

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[songwrite]

yea its on saturday
also its a pool party

1/2

[fehus]

FA VOR
an act of kindness beyond what is due or usual.
"I've come to ask you a favor"
synonyms: service, good turn, good deed, kindness, act of kindness, courtesy
"will you do me a favor?"

[fehus]

i'll come but not as your favor. me eating all your chips and dip is not a favor.

[songwrite]

[archie is pretty sure that anybody putting up with him counts as an act of kindness beyond what is due or usual..... whoops]

ok but jsyk there will be pizza too
& free drinks Reg can make anything he touches alcoholic!!
the real superhero

[fehus]

[Archie No]

[And whoah, it hits him this is his first real teen party. he was busy being dead, homeless, or a preteen nerd before this]

you had me at pizza, man. should i bring anything?

[songwrite]

yeah!! stuff to drink
soda or juice or whatever u want to try magically alcoholized
idk if thats a word
and friends if u want! everyones invited

ok not adults but u know

[fehus]

i like apple juice but i'm pretty sure that just makes it hard cider which isn't super exciting. do you think root beer would be totally gross?

i might ask somebody, if that's ok.

is this gonna be one of those parties where somebody jumps naked off a roof into the pool at the end of the night? just getting the facts here.

[songwrite]

ok but hard cider with no id and for the price of regular cheap apple juice so
and no way boozy sodas are the best man we have them all the time but i havent tried root beer yet
bring some!!

uhhh i mean
maybe?

[THE ANSWER IS YES AND TBH IT'S PROBABLY GONNA BE ARCHIE.....]

[fehus]

ok
wait no i fucked up, can i bring some WcDonald's frostys too? the m&m's kind what happens if he touches a frosty i need to know for science.

sounds like an interesting night.

[get that fucking icon out of here]

[songwrite]

omg
i don't know
u have to bring one for me too so i can find out

WAIT i work at a malt shop i'll just get some from there
have u ever had a malt they're way better than frostys trust me

[NEVER also magnus just agreed to be surrounded by all of MoM's cutest teens in their swimsuits & sloppy drunk for a weekend so like... rip (again)]

[fehus]

the frosty is a pinnacle of human achievement. a malt sounds gross. aren't they like old man holiday drinks like egg creams or whatever?

[nnggghHhhhhHHHH WHY IS MAKING FRIENDS LIKE THIS shit he doesn't have a suit]

[songwrite]

uh, no

[songwrite]

...well ok sorta they're old timey but they're really good
& i can make a mean one sooo
you'll see

[fehus]

can you also whittle a mean pipe? shake a mean cane at kids on your lawn?

[songwrite]

my parents named me archibald
so i was pretty much born doing that

[fehus]

holy sif i thought archie was short for arthur or something dude

[fehus]

does anybody call you baldie instead?

[songwrite]

[magnus no]

uhhhhhh
definitely no

[fehus]

pool party at baldie's

[songwrite]

ur uninvited

[fehus]

that's fine. i don't have a suit anyway, and i didn't want to be the naked-roof-jumping-guy.

[songwrite]

dont sweat it we got a bunch of free ones at the swear in in june so u won't have to skinny dip
or wear ur jeans into the pool like im pretty sure u want to

[fehus]

something about free swimwear is giving me red flags. i don't know where that free swimwear has been.

and wow what did denim do to hurt you? i refuse to keep defending my pants choices to you. stop trying to get me out of my pants, andrews.

[songwrite]

its been to the laundromat ok no excuses

there are so many good pants out there & ur limiting yourself for no reason!!

[uh]

[fehus]

you don't even know if i can swim.

i don't care about clothes. i'm not some hotshot malt-man who has to wear pinstripes to work.