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i like apple juice but i'm pretty sure that just makes it hard cider which isn't super exciting. do you think root beer would be totally gross?

i might ask somebody, if that's ok.

is this gonna be one of those parties where somebody jumps naked off a roof into the pool at the end of the night? just getting the facts here.

Edited 2017-08-31 08:40 (UTC)

ok but hard cider with no id and for the price of regular cheap apple juice so
and no way boozy sodas are the best man we have them all the time but i havent tried root beer yet
bring some!!

uhhh i mean
maybe?

[THE ANSWER IS YES AND TBH IT'S PROBABLY GONNA BE ARCHIE.....]

ok
wait no i fucked up, can i bring some WcDonald's frostys too? the m&m's kind what happens if he touches a frosty i need to know for science.

sounds like an interesting night.

[get that fucking icon out of here]

omg
i don't know
u have to bring one for me too so i can find out

WAIT i work at a malt shop i'll just get some from there
have u ever had a malt they're way better than frostys trust me

[NEVER also magnus just agreed to be surrounded by all of MoM's cutest teens in their swimsuits & sloppy drunk for a weekend so like... rip (again)]

the frosty is a pinnacle of human achievement. a malt sounds gross. aren't they like old man holiday drinks like egg creams or whatever?

[nnggghHhhhhHHHH WHY IS MAKING FRIENDS LIKE THIS shit he doesn't have a suit]

uh, no

...well ok sorta they're old timey but they're really good
& i can make a mean one sooo
you'll see

can you also whittle a mean pipe? shake a mean cane at kids on your lawn?

my parents named me archibald
so i was pretty much born doing that

holy sif i thought archie was short for arthur or something dude

does anybody call you baldie instead?

[magnus no]

uhhhhhh
definitely no

pool party at baldie's

ur uninvited

that's fine. i don't have a suit anyway, and i didn't want to be the naked-roof-jumping-guy.

dont sweat it we got a bunch of free ones at the swear in in june so u won't have to skinny dip
or wear ur jeans into the pool like im pretty sure u want to

something about free swimwear is giving me red flags. i don't know where that free swimwear has been.

and wow what did denim do to hurt you? i refuse to keep defending my pants choices to you. stop trying to get me out of my pants, andrews.

its been to the laundromat ok no excuses

there are so many good pants out there & ur limiting yourself for no reason!!

[uh]

you don't even know if i can swim.

i don't care about clothes. i'm not some hotshot malt-man who has to wear pinstripes to work.

[listen.....]

how did u know

[he actually gasps in real life]

pics please

[JUST SO HAPPENS that he has a selfie from that one time Kyle also couldn't believe, so why not. Behold: Archie in a cute white and pastel pinstriped button-down diner uniform with an apron and a bowtie and one of those lil paper hats perched on his messy red hair. Very on-brand. He looks weridly well-suited to the 50's diner aesthetic, and only a smidgen sheepish instead of drowning in shame like most people his age in this getup would be.]

u were just guessing again weren't u

i prefer to call it intuitive bullshitting.

you look like you're in a barbershop quartet. you look like you should be selling me fried chicken. you look like a total badass.

well ur really good at it

and thanks, i think??
we do have fried chicken here
and burgers
if ur ever in heropa & hungry u should come by

thanks. you're good at wearing tiny hats, which is a skill i didn't know people could have.

yeah, maybe. are you gonna make me drink a gross malt, though?

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songwrite - 2017-09-01 08:15 (UTC) - Expand

look at that squishy face omg

fehus - 2017-09-01 08:22 (UTC) - Expand