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[fehus]

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DIALTONE.

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[songwrite]

my parents named me archibald
so i was pretty much born doing that

[fehus]

holy sif i thought archie was short for arthur or something dude

[fehus]

does anybody call you baldie instead?

[songwrite]

[magnus no]

uhhhhhh
definitely no

[fehus]

pool party at baldie's

[songwrite]

ur uninvited

[fehus]

that's fine. i don't have a suit anyway, and i didn't want to be the naked-roof-jumping-guy.

[songwrite]

dont sweat it we got a bunch of free ones at the swear in in june so u won't have to skinny dip
or wear ur jeans into the pool like im pretty sure u want to

[fehus]

something about free swimwear is giving me red flags. i don't know where that free swimwear has been.

and wow what did denim do to hurt you? i refuse to keep defending my pants choices to you. stop trying to get me out of my pants, andrews.

[songwrite]

its been to the laundromat ok no excuses

there are so many good pants out there & ur limiting yourself for no reason!!

[uh]

[fehus]

you don't even know if i can swim.

i don't care about clothes. i'm not some hotshot malt-man who has to wear pinstripes to work.

[songwrite]

[listen.....]

how did u know

[fehus]

[he actually gasps in real life]

pics please

[songwrite]

[JUST SO HAPPENS that he has a selfie from that one time Kyle also couldn't believe, so why not. Behold: Archie in a cute white and pastel pinstriped button-down diner uniform with an apron and a bowtie and one of those lil paper hats perched on his messy red hair. Very on-brand. He looks weridly well-suited to the 50's diner aesthetic, and only a smidgen sheepish instead of drowning in shame like most people his age in this getup would be.]

u were just guessing again weren't u

[fehus]

i prefer to call it intuitive bullshitting.

you look like you're in a barbershop quartet. you look like you should be selling me fried chicken. you look like a total badass.

[songwrite]

well ur really good at it

and thanks, i think??
we do have fried chicken here
and burgers
if ur ever in heropa & hungry u should come by

[fehus]

thanks. you're good at wearing tiny hats, which is a skill i didn't know people could have.

yeah, maybe. are you gonna make me drink a gross malt, though?

[songwrite]

i practice alot

[WELP]

u barely even know what a malt is!!! u cant just decide its gross mag that doesnt make sense

[The Nicknames Have Begun]

look at that squishy face omg

[fehus]

[No Stop Them, Call the Coastguard, Call the FBI]

can you do a hat trick?

uuughh you are gonna make me drink a gross malt. or whoever mag is, that poor guy with his terrible, terrible name.