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[fehus]

❝...............Is it -- ❞
DIALTONE.

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[redhott]

ok
so maybe not curse words then
what does she like to do
shes got to have hobbies or something

[fehus]

oh shit

i already taught her "twatwaffle"

[redhott]

twatwaffle is something u can say in asl?

[fehus]

[have a NSFW video of Magnus calling you a twatwaffle, Kyle.]

you can say anything in asl

[redhott]

oh em gee
u just called me a twat waffle
I thought we were friends!!! :((

idk what else u can teach her after that tbh

[fehus]

that's probably fair.

how old are you?

[redhott]

A mature 18

[fehus]

you don't have to say the mature part, you're legal.

[redhott]

figured Id play it safe lol
when is ur bday

[fehus]

why?

[redhott]

what
im just curious
ur here now
u can celebrate it

[fehus]

reflex. i thought you were gonna make fun of me. a lot of my friends are literally hundreds of years older than me, so.

january 13. it's the same as my death day, which is kind of a bummer, because in valhalla you get a party for both, and i'm only gonna get the one. it's like being born on christmas. except, dying, on your birthday.

[redhott]

oh thats like
morbidly rude

also I wouldnt make fun of u for ur age cmon
now ur hair color on the other hand

[fehus]

that's me, morbidly rude.

and ummmmmmmmmmmm i'm a blond bombshell? not sure what you're implying.

[redhott]

lol no dude
its rude u dont get 2 parties!! ttly unfair

u know
bombshell implies u have boobs
just fyi

[fehus]

i know. that was the joke.

says who? it's 20XX. i can be a bombshell if i want.

[redhott]

oh
I guess im sucky at textual humor
sorry u__u

says dictionary.com probably
hey I wont judge
if thats ur thing
im a fire crotch so I def cant talk

[fehus]

it's ok. to save time, assume everything i say is sarcastic, like in real life.

i refuse to believe there isn't already a superhero duo named blond bombshell and fire crotch.

[redhott]

psh
I dont believe that

omg no buuut
dude
we could be a dynamic duo together
dude
Dude
DUUUDE!!

[fehus]

yeah, i could have been being sarcastic just then. who knows?

still not registered. the best i can do for you is the blond you save from getting crushed by a runaway hot dog cart, or something.

[redhott]

jeez im no match for ur mind games

hey u dont need to be registered to do good and help ppl
vigilantism has its place :P
but yeah I def owe u one free save after that wasp incident
feel free to call me anytime u wanna cash it in

[fehus]

twist: i was a villain, the whole time.

vigilantism is still an ism. i'm just gonna keep doing my own thing.

i might make you save me from myself. i've fallen and i can't get up.

1/2

[redhott]

ohhh shit
i totally see it now
all that foreshadowing

man must be rough falling in a beautiful meadow of flowers
what a sad life u lead
I cant even imagine really

[redhott]

unless u srsly cant get up
and then I will come help u

[ Now he's worried his own sarcasm got in the way of a real accident!! ]

[fehus]

[Oh My God]

[just sends another pic]

[but then he decides that was too endearing to not respond somewhat (even if it's a snarky response)]

you know i heal, that is literally how we met. if i can't get up i just have to wait a bit. my regenerative refractory period isn't that long.