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[fehus]

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DIALTONE.

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[fehus]

you don't have to say the mature part, you're legal.

[redhott]

figured Id play it safe lol
when is ur bday

[fehus]

why?

[redhott]

what
im just curious
ur here now
u can celebrate it

[fehus]

reflex. i thought you were gonna make fun of me. a lot of my friends are literally hundreds of years older than me, so.

january 13. it's the same as my death day, which is kind of a bummer, because in valhalla you get a party for both, and i'm only gonna get the one. it's like being born on christmas. except, dying, on your birthday.

[redhott]

oh thats like
morbidly rude

also I wouldnt make fun of u for ur age cmon
now ur hair color on the other hand

[fehus]

that's me, morbidly rude.

and ummmmmmmmmmmm i'm a blond bombshell? not sure what you're implying.

[redhott]

lol no dude
its rude u dont get 2 parties!! ttly unfair

u know
bombshell implies u have boobs
just fyi

[fehus]

i know. that was the joke.

says who? it's 20XX. i can be a bombshell if i want.

[redhott]

oh
I guess im sucky at textual humor
sorry u__u

says dictionary.com probably
hey I wont judge
if thats ur thing
im a fire crotch so I def cant talk

[fehus]

it's ok. to save time, assume everything i say is sarcastic, like in real life.

i refuse to believe there isn't already a superhero duo named blond bombshell and fire crotch.

[redhott]

psh
I dont believe that

omg no buuut
dude
we could be a dynamic duo together
dude
Dude
DUUUDE!!

[fehus]

yeah, i could have been being sarcastic just then. who knows?

still not registered. the best i can do for you is the blond you save from getting crushed by a runaway hot dog cart, or something.

[redhott]

jeez im no match for ur mind games

hey u dont need to be registered to do good and help ppl
vigilantism has its place :P
but yeah I def owe u one free save after that wasp incident
feel free to call me anytime u wanna cash it in

[fehus]

twist: i was a villain, the whole time.

vigilantism is still an ism. i'm just gonna keep doing my own thing.

i might make you save me from myself. i've fallen and i can't get up.

1/2

[redhott]

ohhh shit
i totally see it now
all that foreshadowing

man must be rough falling in a beautiful meadow of flowers
what a sad life u lead
I cant even imagine really

[redhott]

unless u srsly cant get up
and then I will come help u

[ Now he's worried his own sarcasm got in the way of a real accident!! ]

[fehus]

[Oh My God]

[just sends another pic]

[but then he decides that was too endearing to not respond somewhat (even if it's a snarky response)]

you know i heal, that is literally how we met. if i can't get up i just have to wait a bit. my regenerative refractory period isn't that long.

[redhott]

ok but what if
like
you broke your leg
wouldnt it be better to heal in a hospital on morphine
than suffering in a flower meadow??

Im right let me have this

[ THE POINT IS, HE WILL ALWAYS SAVE EVERYONE EVER WHEN THEY ARE IN DANGER! ]

[fehus]

dude i have died in wayyyy more gruesome ways than you wanna hear about. a broken leg in a bed of flowers is about a 2 on my scale to 100.

btw, my legs are fine. it's cool.

[another pic, of his perfectly okay jean-clad legs doing a dumbass pose in the air]

[fehus]

quit making me be morbid when i'm just being lazy.

[redhott]

um
ways PLURAL?

[ Kyle is legit horrified by that. ]

well Im sorry ur the one who fell and couldnt get up!!

[fehus]

i have literally already lost count. it's fine, i get better, don't freak out. that's just how my afterlife works. you die every day in glorious battle training for the end of the world or like, because your hallmate is pissed you used up all their shampoo.

i think you need more days off from the hero racket.

[redhott]

[ Don't freak out??? TOO LATE! He's freaking out! ]

but ur dead
how can u die again
does it hurt every time??

[ A hero's work never ends, so he's just going to ignore that snarky comment. ]

[fehus]

[ring, ring]

[and when Kyle picks up]

So I feel like I said "don't freak out," and you're freaking out a little. What happened to the neon-naked-pogo-stick theory?