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magnus chase(d a lot, frankly) ([personal profile] fehus) wrote2020-08-07 03:50 pm

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❝...............Is it -- ❞
DIALTONE.
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actION MOTHERFUCKER

[personal profile] shadowglitter 2017-11-05 03:20 pm (UTC)(link)
[ there is an eerie, shark-like silence. toe to tip, it's just like jaws. did you like jaws, magnus? the tension. the suspense. always something lurking under the water, just out of sight. that's what things are like now, for a good twenty minutes. odin even shuts off his phone, so as not to receive any calls from magnus, should he try to contact him again. not that he would. the bastard.

and then

and then he's on magnus's doorstep, only he's not really. he's not on magnus's doorstep.

he's FUCKING SCREAMING HIS HEAD OFF AS HE JUMPS ON THE TENT, WIELDING THE SPECIAL SWORD HE GOT FROM ARCHIE AND CRYING AT THE TOP OF HIS LUNGS, BAWLING AS HE SLASHES WILDLY THROUGH THE AIR. ]


MAGNUS! MAGNUS!!!! MA-HA-HAAAGNA-HAAHAA-AHAAAAASSSSSSSS!!!!

[ he is jumping on the tent. it is going to collapse. or rip. better be fuckin home bruh ]
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Re: actION MOTHERFUCKER

[personal profile] shadowglitter 2017-11-05 05:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Shoulda answered ya phone, ya piece a-- oh, hey, Jack!

[ Odin goes starry eyed as ever, clutching his own sword to his chest and just staring at Jack with the kind of overwhelming admiration he always has when he's around him. ]

You know, I haven't named him or her or them just yet. I have a big notebook full of ideas, but-- look at him or her or them. I can't just pick the first name that jumps out at me. When I was naming Lady Camilla's armor for her, I came up with 120 names, and it was just armor. This is-- I mean. Look at him or her or them. Jack. Look.

[ he gets down on one knee, holding his rainbow sword delicately across both of his upturned hands. just straight up not even acknowledging magnus anymore. ]
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Re: actION MOTHERFUCKER

[personal profile] shadowglitter 2017-11-05 05:54 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Odin's heart only has to beat once in the time it takes for three full thoughts to materialize in his head. one: his sword's a girl. of course she is. she's beautiful. two: she's in love with jack. of course she is. he's so handsome. three: he has the perfect voice for her. odin pulls his comm from his pocket, surreptitiously googles something, memorizes what it says and then goes back to holding his sword in place.

and then it starts. odin goes full fuckin force on his charm magic, making her leave a trail of that same purple and blue rainbow in her wake as he cuts her through the air. the wind seems to sparkle in cyan and lavender, like little stars are blooming before their eyes when she speaks. ]


Tes yeux, jen rêve jour et nuit! Your eyes, Jacques - I... I dream of them, day and night!

[ Odin waves his sword (who is french?) slowly back towards himself, then makes her coquettishly reach out towards Jack before shyly pulling back. odin gasps, ignoring magnus, patting his girl on her hilt affectionately. encouragingly. ]

Jack... did you hear that? She's in love.
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Re: actION MOTHERFUCKER

[personal profile] shadowglitter 2017-11-06 04:30 am (UTC)(link)
[ Odin feels more betrayed by Jack than by Magnus. To think a legendary sword would turn against him... he holds his sword to his chest again and looks genuinely kind of hurt. ]

Please don't cut my sword in half.
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Re: actION MOTHERFUCKER

[personal profile] shadowglitter 2017-11-06 04:44 am (UTC)(link)
[ he still looks hurt, but only for about three seconds. magnus is cute. ]

That was really funny. I like when you get all sarcastic and witty and clever and stuff. Hehe.

[ he sheathes his sweet wife-sword, not so much a display of surrender as just a display of You Better Be Willing To Cut Off My Leg If You Cut My Sword You Piece Of Shit, even though given that magnus is dating alex of all people odin sort of suspects that limb-severing might not be as off the table to the kid as it would be to anyone else. ]

I needed to get your attention. I succeeded, and I also got to introduce Jack to his new girlfriend. His beautiful new girlfriend. Who he loves. I can't believe you turned him against her? Honestly. Some things just aren't cool, Magnus Chase.
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Re: actION MOTHERFUCKER

[personal profile] shadowglitter 2017-11-06 05:10 am (UTC)(link)
[ if Magnus looked intimidating, Odin would've been worse. Shouting badass things about challenges and dragons or something so as to see his cool little brother look even angrier and more intense and wicked-cool. as it is, with magnus looking kinda flustered and messy, odin laughs, once, then realizes he's genuinely pretty pissed and sorta awkwardly bows down. ]

I can buy you a new tent. [ he pauses. ] No I can't? I spent all my money on-- it doesn't matter. It wasn't tennis balls, this time, though.

I just wanted to dishevel it. I didn't think I'd kill it. You were freaking me out! I told a bad joke and you apologized to me all seriously and then I kept trying to call you and you wouldn't answer me. It-- it was scary.
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Re: actION MOTHERFUCKER

[personal profile] shadowglitter 2017-11-06 05:37 am (UTC)(link)
I made a joke and it was just a joke but you took it seriously and you didn't need to take it seriously because there was nothing to take seriously. I'm not weird about being apologized to when I need the apology but I don't need the apology and you need the apology so I'm here to put us both in our places using calm and level-headed logic.

[ he takes his sword out and holds it up to Magnus. ]

Accept that I love you and that you've done nothing wrong and that I've done something wrong or I won't let you leave here in one piece!
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Re: actION MOTHERFUCKER

[personal profile] shadowglitter 2017-11-06 04:18 pm (UTC)(link)
I felt weird about you apologizing to me! Specifically! In this instance! I felt weird about you saying sorry to me! Because I called you out on being involved in my personal life and you took it all real! Which you shouldn't have! Because I MESSED UP. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Magnus.

Magnus.

[ he steps forward, raising his arms, but then just stops dead in his tracs. this is normally where he would dive on Magnus for a hug, but he just stops and grips his sword instead. he's been getting the impression that Magnus is a private dude, finally, somehow, somehow he's gotten that impression, finally, somehow, somehow, finally, and the last thing he wants to do is make him uncomfortable by hugging him without permission. ... especially as he's already making him uncomfortable about something else. ]

I'm gonna hug the air and you can pretend that I'm hugging you, okay? Unless you don't want to do that. Then you can pretend I'm hugging a cool celebrity who wants me to be their best friend.

[ he hugs the air. ]

My wrestling character is in fact called The Big Cock.

[ it isn't. he keeps hugging the air. ]
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Re: actION MOTHERFUCKER

[personal profile] shadowglitter 2017-11-06 04:51 pm (UTC)(link)
[ odin is thrown by the sudden shift in the air, and he nervously lowers his hands again, staring at Magnus like he's waiting for the other shoe to drop and for him to, like, hit Odin, or tell him "anyway, even though i like you, it's time to back off and stop hanging out with me all the time, because it's weird", or something. When that doesn't come, he just tilts his head, sorta just... confused by the apology. ]

No, it's-- first, I'm sorry for overreacting. Again. In this specific instance, but also in all of the other ones? The other instances. The other over-reacty instances. The ones that have happened literally every time we've interacted, ever, as people. As human beings.

[ he nods. yeah. nailed it. ]

Second - I just want to do right by you. Your boundaries are important to me, as is "your stuff", whatever that might be. It's okay to tell me if I'm being too personal, or if whatever I'm doing isn't okay, I'm just-- clumsy? I need help finding the right footing, sometimes, and I panic and throw stupid tantrums when I'm worried or scared of something, and if I'm not specifically told something like "hey, Odin, maybe don't swing your sword in the air and ruin my house" I'll end up doing exactly that. Because I don't have any common sense, really? But I-- I hope I've been improving. In how to deal with you. I hope I'm becoming a better friend. Despite all the-- um. The-- Alex-provoking tent ruination. And the too much talking? Yeah.
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Re: actION MOTHERFUCKER

[personal profile] shadowglitter 2017-11-06 05:06 pm (UTC)(link)
I mean... okay. But, like. I can't? I literally can't do that, because I already did that, and now you don't have a house. So. Idiot? Learn to think before you speak. Idiot.

[ he leans on his sword like it's a cane, crossing his ankle behind his other leg and just kinda staring at the tent. ]

You could stay w-- [ nope. nope. not going to offer to let magnus and alex stay in his house. he already knows that's a firm, firm rejection just waiting to be thrown at him with the most derisive derision possible. ]

You could stay with Peter, probably.
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Re: actION MOTHERFUCKER

[personal profile] shadowglitter 2017-11-06 06:00 pm (UTC)(link)
[ thankfully, he'll have - without a doubt - enchanted a few surprise odin-specific wards at the base of Magnus's tree house just in case. probably just mines that set off gusts of wind if when odin's in range and his heartrate is elevated and he has something in his hands, like a sword or a knife that will be knocked to the ground by the spell. he knows himself.

he does as he's asked, though, leaping to Magnus's side and helping him collect pieces of tent, pointedly refusing to acknowledge Jack who still hurt him by not choosing love over loyalty. he gets it, though. ]


Um, more like changing back? When I was a kid, and the-- the world ended, I fought with a sword, like my dad. He taught me everything he knew. I changed to a more fabulous magery proficiency to express myself in a more shadowy and stylish way, and also because my mom used to heal people and I wanted to be like that. I'm-- not good at healing, though. I could never do it like she could. So. Yeah. Destructive magic, instead. At least that's some kind of tie to her.
Edited 2017-11-06 18:01 (UTC)
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Re: actION MOTHERFUCKER

[personal profile] shadowglitter 2017-11-07 03:09 pm (UTC)(link)
It's just - blessings. Goodness. White magic. She was light. I'm not. I don't have the connection I need with staves, the weapons that channel recovery, that she had. She was just - good? And I'm - I don't know.

[ he's stumbling through words, now, not really making a lot of sense because he was kind of thrown by the offer of help. he's not sure if he wants to take it, or not, so he just focuses on picking up tent scraps and quickly changes topic. ]

What kind of healing stuff can you do, exactly?

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