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[fehus]

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DIALTONE.

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[quickfingers]

They're worse than the jellybeans. so much worse?

[fehus]

i moved them.

to where? a mystery, maybe for you to find out.

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you're starting something in motion, magnus chase
something you may soon regret

[fehus]

yolo

[fehus]

wait

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yoltydtla (you only live til you die then live again?)

[fehus]

not really (not really) it's complicated (it's complicated)

i didn't get any texts about barney btw?

[quickfingers]

odin did a surprise 180 and is respecting my boundaries

supposedly, anyway

[fehus]

"surprise 180" could probably be his ring name.

are you chill about it?

[quickfingers]

Yeah, I think so.

I'm gonna stew on it for a while and decide.

[fehus]

decide?

[quickfingers]

On how chill I am rn.

Some things were inadvertently brought up that have me wondering.

[fehus]

i don't know where a jamba juice is and am into boundaries to the point of emotional constipation, so if you wanna talk at/with me about your wonderings, i don't mind.

[quickfingers]

I'm the older one, supposed to be giving you sick life lessons. I know friendship makes that road go both ways but I dunno, you shouldn't have to be the hippie ear to all my problems. Granted, you're good at it and probably the only ear I'm talking to about them but...

I'll get back to you about it if it bothers me too much. Scout's honor.

[fehus]

they'd never let you be a scout.

i hate to pull the death card (haha no i don't) or be a stereotypical hippie but me being 17 doesn't have shit to do with shit dude. and there isn't a Peter's Problems quota you can't exceed. but if you just don't wanna talk about it yet, that's fine.

[quickfingers]

I could so have been a scout if I wanted to.

& Thanks man.

[fehus]

are you forgetting i've seen you in the Wilderness?

[quickfingers]

note I said I could have be a scout if I wanted to

I don't claim to be mr woodsman like you now. but if I had wanted to?? I could've. totally.

[fehus]

you lost a fight against a bee

[quickfingers]

I'm going to blame my mom for this one
she actually didn't let me be a boy scout
so that's why I didn't learn defensive actions against bees
which BY THE WAY
TARGETED ME
VERY SPECIFICALLY

[fehus]

my mom didn't let me either cuz they're run by a bunch of bible thumping homophobes or something. point: i don't lose fights to tiny insects smaller than a thumbanail.

you kept fidgeting, you just needed to stand still.

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yeah it was kinda sexist too, they wouldn't even consider letting my sister in with me but it was probably for the better since we were weird.

also i don't like standing still?? do you know me??? at all??

[fehus]

"were" lol

you're crazy. i love standing still.

[fehus]

especially when bees will sting me otherwise?

[quickfingers]

for the record that was as still as I stand
Next time I'm just gonna flick it out of the air before it even has a chance to look at me & I won't feel bad at all