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[fehus]

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[quickfingers]

I could so have been a scout if I wanted to.

& Thanks man.

[fehus]

are you forgetting i've seen you in the Wilderness?

[quickfingers]

note I said I could have be a scout if I wanted to

I don't claim to be mr woodsman like you now. but if I had wanted to?? I could've. totally.

[fehus]

you lost a fight against a bee

[quickfingers]

I'm going to blame my mom for this one
she actually didn't let me be a boy scout
so that's why I didn't learn defensive actions against bees
which BY THE WAY
TARGETED ME
VERY SPECIFICALLY

[fehus]

my mom didn't let me either cuz they're run by a bunch of bible thumping homophobes or something. point: i don't lose fights to tiny insects smaller than a thumbanail.

you kept fidgeting, you just needed to stand still.

[quickfingers]

yeah it was kinda sexist too, they wouldn't even consider letting my sister in with me but it was probably for the better since we were weird.

also i don't like standing still?? do you know me??? at all??

[fehus]

"were" lol

you're crazy. i love standing still.

[fehus]

especially when bees will sting me otherwise?

[quickfingers]

for the record that was as still as I stand
Next time I'm just gonna flick it out of the air before it even has a chance to look at me & I won't feel bad at all

[fehus]

bees are in danger of extinction and i'll kick your nuts up into your ribs if you flick a bee in front of me.

[quickfingers]

THEN THEY SHOULDN'T STING PEOPLE WHO DIDN'T DO SHIT TO THEM, SHOULD THEY

[fehus]

i can kick a lot harder than that.

[quickfingers]

Magnus Chase: Protector of Hideous Ugly Flying Insect Bees That Are Little Assholes

[fehus]

bees are cute? they're fuzzy and have pointy butts and googly eyes. what's wrong with you?

[quickfingers]

they hurt me, magnus chase
and no tasty vomit creation of theirs makes up for their sins
the sting is STILL a bump ftr

[fehus]

i am magnus, i speak for the bees.

nuts > ribs, dude

[fehus]

**it

it was one bee

[quickfingers]

WHAT ONE BEE DOES THE REST ARE ALSO GUILTY FOR
THE BLOOD IS ON ALL OF THEIR FUZZY LIL FEET

[fehus]

i love their lil feet. they do lil bee dances.

[quickfingers]

What were we talking about again.

Before... before this.

[fehus]

how i'm gonna reroute your reproductive system if you flick a bee.

[quickfingers]

No wait farther back than that
we went from

kangaroo vaginas to bee feet

oddly impressive routing tbh

[quickfingers]

>"they do lil bee dances"

Yeah before this.

[fehus]

kangaroo vaginas.