[uuhhhhhh oh my gods? oh my gods??/ is this good? is this bad? temporarily bluescreens for a minute, trying to process Emotions, and then finally answers the question]
frey my dad is frey and maybe? i don't know? he looks like thor from the marvel movies and also i guess me and wears a lot of flannel and has a big horn
o ok wow sorry false alarm I thought oh my god this guy Odin he texted me about a date and I was like omfg is he Mag's dad is this weird itd be weird to date ur dad or something so I wanted to make sure
[and by the time he gets these texts he's lying on his side in the grass, arms and legs sort of flopped out in front of him. he feels Stress. mother nature, heal him]
[and then the screenshots come and he groans. okay. this is fine. that was like 5 false alarms in a row]
ok. that's not my dad or my boss that's my retainer
KYLE IS SUSPICIOUS AND INTRIGUED, but he will refrain from asking further questions about this complicated facebook relationship he has with another Odin that isn't his boss or married to two ravens.
[oh. oh. some things Kyle has said now, retroactively, make some more sense. and, honestly, one part of his brain starts to wonder -- no, shut up, that part of his brain. of course Kyle hasn't been flirting with him, that's ridiculous]
[he takes a minute or two to respond, but not because he's scandalized or anything; Magnus is mostly just surprised how many people he knows in open or polygamous relationships. surprised, and a little embarrassed for himself, who is really still working out how one person dates another, much less more than one. it makes his head spin, a bit, to think about]
no one said you have to follow any norms, or whatever. congratulations on your openness? that's not what i should have said
lol no somehow that seems fitting coming for u mag but good to know hes got the green light
I mean we havent even met in person yet this is just sort of a hang out its not like Im neck deep in bfs or anything have u met me lol
[ He is like the dweebiest pure mother fucker on the planet. He's amazed he caught any boyfriend himself. One is definitely hard enough, bro. Start small and work your way out.
[ But if you evER NEED TO OPEN UP AND GET ADVICE KYLE IS HAPPY TO BE THAT SWEET GINGER ON UR SHOULDER. BROOOO! ]
lol omg that is such good advice thank you Ill def find some place where we wont embarrass ourselves or get thrown out is he always so uhh dramatic or whatever I mean its fun but god that must be exhausting
**moderate, and definite. weird i guess. i went to divine concerts? i told batman to go fuck himself? i stole and crashed a truck? [I started dating Alex Fierro, the most amazing creature in the Nine Realms?] and some other crazy stuff? i'm sort of happy september's over.
ohh was it ur first concert w them
did u do ok thru it
[ Kyle's was a mixed bag when he heard Persephone sing for
the first time. Then the next day she brought him fast food, aaand they
made out a liitle. U no like u do. ]
i ate total shit and alex had to emergency evac me from persephone's during the first song. nobody really thought about the summer divinity thing and how that might be an issue, i guess, including me? it took me like three days to recover, i felt like i got kicked in the demi-balls.
luci's concert was awesome though, and i had a really good time. i was a volunteer medic at that show.
re; stealing trucks it was for a friend. it's a whole thing, don't make me get into it. or arrest me? i'm out of your jurisdiction, son of spice.
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text;
u no from the porter
who is ur father
[ THIS IS RELEVANT HE SWEARS! ]
Re: text;
frey my dad is frey and maybe? i don't know? he looks like thor from the marvel movies and also i guess me and wears a lot of flannel and has a big horn
like in his hand not in his head like you
frey
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I thought
oh my god this guy Odin
he texted me about a date and I was like omfg is he Mag's dad
is this weird
itd be weird to date ur dad or something
so I wanted to make sure
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odin's my boss back home, not my dad. it'd also be weird if you dated him? mostly because he's happily married with two ravens?
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so maybe this is a completely different odin
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[THROWS HIS PHONE. it doesn't go that far. picks it up off the grass]
married to the ravens, he's married to his wife and also he's kind of inscrutable and intentionally deceiving so that could still be him?
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oookay yeah that makes more sense
or I guess either makes sense bc its gods so I guess they can marry ravens if they want
o shit
ok hang on look at these texts:
[ boop boop screencaps ]
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[and then the screenshots come and he groans. okay. this is fine. that was like 5 false alarms in a row]
ok. that's not my dad or my boss that's my retainer
he's cool
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[ So he's Mag's lawyer? Isn't that something lawyers are? Retainers for rich people? Oh God, is that doofus a legit lawyer?? ]
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[it's not, Magnus is just too embarrassed for both he and Odin to explain]
if he makes any comments about being my eternally devoted servant or whatever that's what it means, it's not anything
[a five minute pause, before he slowly types four more letters]
else
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alright
KYLE IS SUSPICIOUS AND INTRIGUED, but he will refrain from asking further questions about this complicated facebook relationship he has with another Odin that isn't his boss or married to two ravens.
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WHOOPS HTML FAIL sorry
we both put our names in for a blind date of sorts
np np
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noo nono nothing liek that
we have like an open relationship thing
its kinda not the norm but
it works
for us
yeah
1/2
[he takes a minute or two to respond, but not because he's scandalized or anything; Magnus is mostly just surprised how many people he knows in open or polygamous relationships. surprised, and a little embarrassed for himself, who is really still working out how one person dates another, much less more than one. it makes his head spin, a bit, to think about]
no one said you have to follow any norms, or whatever. congratulations on your openness? that's not what i should have said
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odin's a nice guy. it's not my business who you date or anything but he's really great.
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but good to know hes got the green light
I mean we havent even met in person yet this is just sort of a hang out
its not like Im neck deep in bfs or anything
have u met me lol
[ He is like the dweebiest pure mother fucker on the planet. He's amazed he caught any boyfriend himself. One is definitely hard enough, bro. Start small and work your way out.
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i suggest going somewhere outdoors though. not because i'm a hippie or whatever, because he's loud.
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[ But if you evER NEED TO OPEN UP AND GET ADVICE KYLE IS HAPPY TO BE THAT SWEET GINGER ON UR SHOULDER. BROOOO! ]
lol omg that is such good advice thank you
Ill def find some place where we wont embarrass ourselves or get thrown out
is he always so uhh dramatic or whatever
I mean its fun but
god that must be exhausting
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and it's no problem.
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so besides the mild to moderate heart attack I prolly gave u
how ya been
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ohh was it ur first concert w them did u do ok thru it
[ Kyle's was a mixed bag when he heard Persephone sing for the first time. Then the next day she brought him fast food, aaand they made out a liitle. U no like u do. ]
also y r u stealin trucks :///
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luci's concert was awesome though, and i had a really good time. i was a volunteer medic at that show.
re; stealing trucks it was for a friend. it's a whole thing, don't make me get into it. or arrest me? i'm out of your jurisdiction, son of spice.
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