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A friend!!! I'm so excited for you!

oh, i just texted you.

[this is cute]

thanks. alex is always pretty exciting.

I just saw hahahahah

I went to say hello on the network. I love how straight to the point this person is about being cooler than you and stronger than everybody and hating the government

[oh my god, so does he. he loves it so, so much more than he even wants to look at or acknowledge and lets just move on from that shall we]

she's right about all of it, too, it's not a check she can't cash.

Well I did not doubt that for a second. She radiates the coolest of the cool

it's true. she's the coolest by far on my floor at the hotel. maybe in the entirety of all the lower floors. it doesn't matter if she's on the battlefield or boston commons or lying to people on the internet. fyi, she's lying about all the valhalla stuff so far.

[after he sends it, he stares at the text, thinks, I wrote too much about how cool Alex is, and wants to unsend everything apart from the last bit]

[ this is really cute, friendship is magic ]

I haven't read it yet I just read enough to know that she's your friend and got excited and started sending messages but I will go and have a look at all the things that aren't true about valhalla soon

I can't wait to meet her that is a lot of places that she can be cool

don't let her dunk on you.

i think she's gonna like you a lot. i'd offer you some protips but i don't actually have any.

[trying to Pro Alex is the most laughable thing in all the 9 worlds. every moment trying to impress her is like sitting on her garotte]

I don't know what that means but I'll try not to

Of course she is, we both have something in common. Being great and cool

Failing that I could always make her food if she has a favourite. Does she have a favourite??

i don't know. eating in valhalla is literally the food of the gods and she's not picky about food when we eat in midgard.

[since she was on the streets, though Alex can talk about that, if she wants to]

i guess you have to stick with being great and cool. damn, what an imposition.

midgard = where you come from's version of here?

[ what is all the terminology gosh, determination to learn mode active ]

Ugh but it gets so dull doing the same thing day in day out

Edited (I hate html) 2017-09-09 02:11 (UTC)

midgard is the world where mortals/humans live, yeah. calling it "Earth" feels weird anymore since like, now i live in a different world (valhalla, "the hall of the slain," asgard), so what does that make me? an alien? but we hang out in boston (america, "earth," midgard) sometimes.

suggestion: try to be less on point. eat some chili in front of the TV or something. that actually sounds like a cool time to me, so it probably isn't.

Edited 2017-09-09 02:23 (UTC)

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