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[fehus]

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DIALTONE.

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[pummelgranite]

whatever woden's up to is going to be a huge pain in the arse,
so that's cool.

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[fehus]

whatever woden's up to is already putting me on edge. i was worried he was going to make demigods. i was thinking about trying to see if i can hex dudes with impotence. but then he made a cryptic comment about "not adding anything new" or whatever.

thoughts on what's going to be a huge pain in the ass?

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[pummelgranite]

He's acting like he wants to build his own Pantheon.

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[fehus]

that seems bad. that seems bad? and like it can't be solved with erectile dysfunction

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[pummelgranite]

Uh huh.
The valkyrie he made weren't gods, but they weren't all that far off either.

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[fehus]

so what's the plan here?

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[pummelgranite]

For what?

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[fehus]

for? dealing with woden trying to make his own pantheon? which is bad?

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[pummelgranite]

oh i was just going to kill him if it got too fucked up

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[fehus]

oh.

in the ragnarok business we're more about prevention?

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[pummelgranite]

You think I should just kill him preemptively? I mean, he's kind of been on OK behavior here, but it's really not a bad idea.

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[fehus]

wait

no

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[pummelgranite]

It's not like he doesn't deserve it, you know. He worked with Ananke.

Whatever. What's YOUR plan?

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[fehus]

you never actually told me what she did.

my plan was to ask you your plan.

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[pummelgranite]

She killed all of us. over and over. pretended to be our guide, our protector. most recently she blew lucis head off for being too mouthy. then she killed inanna for being too nice. then she killed my entire mortal family, just because she was that much of a misserable old bitch. woden helped her burn the bodies.

so yeah my plan is to rip his shiny little head off as soon as he gives me half an excuse

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[fehus]

my plan is not to remotely get in the way of your plan.

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[pummelgranite]

great.

good talk.

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[fehus]

was it? are you sure there's nothing i can do to help?

with the woden shit.

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[pummelgranite]

Fuck. I dunno. Keep your friends away from it, maybe? Singing for him is supposed to be like literal meth addictive.

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[fehus]

fuck? why?

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[pummelgranite]

When you sing, you feel what the audience feels. All of it. At once. His Valkyries do pretty much anything he asks, just so that they can do it one more time. If he can mint imitation gods? That's going to be a shitshow.

If you think I'm joking, he literally calls himself their supplier.

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[fehus]

ok so you can take down woden by himself but uhhh what about a small squadron of superheros tripping on divinity

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[pummelgranite]

Eeeeeugh.

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[fehus]

hnnmmg

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[pummelgranite]

So we take him out first. Disable him at least until the Porter is fixed.