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[fehus]

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[pigmypouter]

so i hear you're the new new guy

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[fehus]

did the last new guy get promoted to slightly less new guy or is he still walking that new guy beat

also: what?

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[pigmypouter]

well once there's a new guy the last new guy isn't as new, obviously

at the meadows? you're the newest teen misfit around here

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[fehus]

[feels vaguely like he did something Wrong, which is a common feeling]

yeah. sorry, i'll be gone soon. my bad if i'm imposing. i just don't want to leave nill on her own.

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[pigmypouter]

oh, no!

no

nooooo

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[pigmypouter]

you're not imposing at ALL

honestly living in an unpredictably crowded house is the most normal thing here to me

i just wanted to welcome you and let you know all the yogurt in the fridge i made out of thin air so if you think that's creepy don't eat it.

just fyi

[fehus]

oh. thanks for the welcome. just let me know if i'm ever in your space, or whatever.

i didn't know i was cohabiting with a yogurt witch. wow, it's like meeting the non-dairy pope.

[pigmypouter]

you literally can't get into my space anyway, i'm the only one that can open the door

if you think that's cool you'll lose your mind when you see me grow a tree

[fehus]

[hm]

i've never tried to grow a whole tree. like, a redwood? what are we talking here

oh i have dumb hippie powers i don't super know how to use, fyi, so

my mind isn't blown but i'm impressed and happy you're giving some squirrels good homes.

[pigmypouter]

[GASP.]

wait can you grow trees too????

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[fehus]

are those annoying guys still calling me a valkyrie?

[fehus]

even if they didn't: i'm not a valkyrie, i'm a demigod. specifically one who can make it summer and grow things and feel nature and heal booboos.

and i can't grow trees yet, but i grew a bunch of little plants big enough to bust myself out of a tomb once. not my tomb.

[pigmypouter]

i'm not sure what you're talking about but we HAVE to practice together. i can only make trees, maybe we can help each other out!

[fehus]

[who is this being of pure light, texting him out of the blue ( h e h ) about yogurt and trees?]

sure, if you want. like i said i'm a plant wizard novice. how do you usually do it? are we gonna get real granola?

[pigmypouter]

well i mean,
i just put my hands on the dirt and i think about what i want to grow. i can grow fruit if i concentrate a long time, but it's easier when adam helps. i can do weird branches too.

um yes. no shoes.

[fehus]

adam can help you with your magic too?

that seems pretty handy, you'll always have fruit salad if you want it. consider shoes uninvited to the tree party.

[pigmypouter]

well, it's not really my place to talk about his powers, but yeah

i have my own kind of internal magic battery actually. i can help give power to psychics and stuff so maybe i could help boost you up too?

[fehus]

that was nosy, my bad.

maybe. it won't hurt you, right?

[pigmypouter]

Nah, it's cool

Nope! I just kind of stand there and be helpful. Noah used to use my energy all the time at home, so it's not bad. <3

[fehus]

oh. that sounds fine, then.

what kind of trees do beginners grow?