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[fehus]

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DIALTONE.

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[fehus]

yikes. you are a chosen hero, saving him from himself. poor eli.

thank you for my slusEli. i'll start opening and mixing the paint if you want.

[garotted]

I honestly don't know how this keeps happening to me.
I'm glad to help but also puzzled why people keep coming to me? I'm an asshole?

Thanks. If you could throw some newspaper down, too, I'd appreciate it. I don't think he's in any state to color in the lines.

[fehus]

no you're not. you're smart and kind and don't bullshit around. and you've been putting out a mama bear vibe, embarrassing.

ok. should i be scarce after that?

[garotted]

Gross, Chase, don't put that mama stuff on me.

Nah, he likes you and I think if you sunshine at him a little it might help.

[fehus]

if the claws and growling fit...

not totally sure what you mean by "sunshine at him" but i'll hang out too then.

[garotted]

I'll show you growling.

You know exactly what I mean? I don't know why you question this anymore.

[fehus]

yikes again!

i continue to question it because i continue not being a happy little teletubbie sun.

[garotted]

Sounds fake.

[fehus]

rude??? can't believe i'm putting down paper for such a rude person.

[garotted]

Not only that, but you're dating this rude bitch.

[fehus]

yeah. i'm a lucky dude.

[garotted]

Sap.

[fehus]

sorry i forgot what we were doing bc i'm way into you. **unbelievable, huge disrespect, etc

[garotted]

Put that paper down good.

[fehus]

do i get anything for a real good job?

[garotted]

You sure do.
You get a cherry coke slushie.

[fehus]

what else?

[fehus]

i'm also mixing the paint.

[garotted]

That's true, you are taking care of a very important chore.

I'll make sopa tonight.

[fehus]

that's not what i was angling for but i'll definitely take it.