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[fehus]

i already knew what a merkin was.

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Text STOP to this number to sign up for 5 weekly facts and type SIGN ME UP to discontinue receiving these messages.

CONGRATS ON SIGNING UP FOR MORE I honestly didn't think you would

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4 stops = 20 factS????

[fehus]

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dude why are you so into this I'm going to run out of facts
pace yourself, chase

[fehus]

i'm taking my post-mortem sexual education seriously.

are you not? how many facts am i up to, maximoff?

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don't make me do math
you're in for it on monday
mark my words

[fehus]

bring it on. i'm calling your bluff. you don't even know that many sex facts.

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YOU ARE TESTING ME AND I WILL NOT BACK DOWN FROM A CHALLENGE

[fehus]

we'll see.

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but srsly why did you already know about merkins
are they your thing
that's cool man but
okay still weirdish

[fehus]

they aren't my thing. and i dunno. internet?

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suuuuuuuuure

[fehus]

you're embarrassed your sex game is weak.

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excuse me, 12 year old kurt cobain wanna be???

YOU'RE saying that to me? YOU?

[fehus]

yeah. you should be embarrassed that you're illiterate, too, peter.

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jokes on you I've embraced that since I was 7

but I take offense to the sex game insult coming from you who probably still hasn't touched his gfs boobs. Maybe you don't deserve my guidance, my wealth of information.

[fehus]

that's okay, i meant you to take offense. and that's none of your business.

don't try to weasel out of your weekly facts. like i don't know what you're doing.

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suspicious voice: why are you so eager to receive these facts, what was your change of heart after kangaroo vaginas

[fehus]

this is how i win. you'll never be able to deliver the sheer volume you now owe me.

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you know how many things I can google in 3 minutes?
you're in for it now bud

[fehus]

suspicious voice: you sure have to google a lot about sex, it's almost like you don't have experience.

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If you thought I was gonna give you useful things after being set up like this, you have a lot more to learn about kangaroo hymens

[fehus]

another screenshot for the police.

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THIS IS ENTRAPMENT