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❝...............Is it -- ❞
DIALTONE.

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[fehus]

[fuck]

[fuck?]

[FUCK]

yeah?

[quickfingers]

Yeah. Not sure what I expected?

[fehus]

[oh no fuck]

[oh no fuck?]

[ohhhhh nnnoooooooo, fffuuccckk]

what'd she say/?

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let's just say...

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Ur not the only dumbass with a gf now

1/2

[fehus]

[!!!]

[fehus]

oh no she was taken, huh? bummer dude

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Yea, she's dating this asshole who's going to space?

Like, seriously. What a tool.

[fehus]

dude

[fehus]

is it too soon to say i told you so?

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Ugh, I deserve it

[fehus]

let me guess: she wasn't surprised.

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She was pretty cool with everything.

She's just. She's just cool? Like it sounds supremely stupid but she balances my uncool out.

[fehus]

i don't know what that's like alex and i clearly rep the same level of cool

(lol)

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I'm gonna tell Alex you said she's as uncool as you are

[fehus]

i'm gonna tell jean you think she's like a man in a purple dinosaur costume

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That was your fucking idea not mine!!

[fehus]

i don't remember it that way...

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I have and will find the texts to prove it
but also like I don't care that much

no wonder you're always stupidly happy, this shit is amazing? I'm on cloud fucking 9

[fehus]

me too. i just pictured you taking a girl on a date.

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shut up?

[fehus]

it's like picturing a dog wearing a tie. what's with the tie, little guy? those are people clothes.

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what's with the normal human relationship, peter? you're not cut out for that?

[fehus]

don't make it mean

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cold. cruel. what's another c-word here. chilly.