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[fehus]

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[fehus]

you could also ask nicely?

[quickfingers]

[a delay]

well I'm fucked now

[fehus]

you asked /too/ nicely then

[quickfingers]

he's threatening to find barney
I inadvertently gave him her descriptor
it's a disaster

[quickfingers]

well actually I just confirmed it
he somehow knew it

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is this what it feels like to be you

[fehus]

no, this is what it feels like to be you, which i think might be worse? since odin doesn't actually know anything about my experiences with post-mortem sexuality and it sounds like you gave him an entire personal ad?

[quickfingers]

can we go on another hike where you throw me off a cliff and let me die in the wilderness

[fehus]

dude i would, but i'm busy with alex today.

you made your bed. with odin.

[quickfingers]

can we take a raincheck on it then
i'm available all week

[fehus]

it can't be that bad if you can live a full week without dying of embarrassment.

[quickfingers]

available doesn't mean not suffering.

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what are your plans for tomorrow? hike, cliff, kill? sound good?

[fehus]

oh wow you're fucked

[fehus]

busy tomorrow too at work at the gym and then a date with alex. we're gonna see a movie like real teens.

[quickfingers]

what kind of bro are you
smh
can't find time to fit in my death to your cute shippy date plans

[fehus]

them's the breaks.

have you considered alternative solutions to death?

[quickfingers]

like murder?

[fehus]

that would be more of a consultation with alex. i'm the healer, remember?

[fehus]

i was thinking swearing him to fell silent secrecy with an ancient ritual of shutting up under a blood moon, or whatever.

[quickfingers]

Do you honestly think I can shut Odin up about something

I'm better off just feeding him knowledge you guys are going for a cute date night to distract him

[fehus]

reminder: my boyfriend is good at murder. your move, maximoff.

i think you can come up with something if you believe in yourself. i'd be more helpful but it feels like poetic justice to be the bare minimum of helpful.

[quickfingers]

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[fehus]

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