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[fehus]

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DIALTONE.

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[quickfingers]

What's the local wildlife like and will I get poison ivy on anything

[fehus]

not invasive and are you planning on wiping your ass with poison ivy?

[quickfingers]

have you seen me, M-dog? I'm a basement dweller. Pasty. I fear the light.

Plus I got that shit all over my arms when I was a kid and let me tell you - PTSD is a thing.

[quickfingers]

I'm not sure I'm a hiking kind of guy

[quickfingers]

I mean I guess I could try but
note the above

[fehus]

we'll do an easy trail. i won't let you roll into anything itchy.

it's just sort of easier to breathe on a good hike when there's a lot going on, i think. it streamlines things for a while.

[quickfingers]

fine but like don't let me die out there in the wilderness

[fehus]

oh no you've guessed my terrible plot

[quickfingers]

yeah I'm on to you, m-dog.

I'm going to come over woefully unprepared and dressed inappropriately but I figure you'll make it all better y/n? All I own is a backpack full of fruit snacks and maybe one decent pair of sneakers. I'm more prepared for fifth grade than I am a hike but?? You asked and I'm gonna be a total cool dude and come hike with you and maybe die in the woods, tbd

[fehus]

i won't let the sixth grade boys pick on you.

meet me at the meadows.

[quickfingers]

aye aye, captain