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[fehus]

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DIALTONE.

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[incogneto]

I can't just buy unlimited hot dogs.

[fehus]

the headcount won't help you with that. what if i bring somebody who hates hot dogs? what if i eat fifty?

[incogneto]

That's why it's an estimate.

Based on how many people are coming.

And if none of the vampires RSVP, I won't buy blood.

[fehus]

your math is bad.

if they do, don't buy garlic.

[incogneto]

My math is fine.

And I don't think any of our vampires are allergic.

[fehus]

i bet you have to run out for more hot dogs. it's a bbq tradition.

that's not that lucky. now we're all gonna have bad breath.

[incogneto]

Just don't eat the garlic.

We won't have to make a run if everyone RSVPs.

[fehus]

i asked a plus one.

[incogneto]

Congratulations. Hope they say yes.

[fehus]

hope you have enough hot dogs.

[incogneto]

If not I'm sending you out to buy more

[fehus]

i'm your fetchboy on the clock. at your picnic, i'm gonna need an incentive.

[incogneto]

Fine, what do you want?

[fehus]

hot dogs.

it's a catch 22.

[incogneto]

No, it's really not.

We'll have enough hot dogs.

[fehus]

cool.

are you one of those straight laced guys that wears a hawaiian shirt on his day off?

[incogneto]

Not unless I'm forced to wear one

[fehus]

that sounds like a fun bet.

[incogneto]

No.

[fehus]

what have you got to lose?

[incogneto]

A lot. My dignity.

I don't even own a hawaiian shirt so. $30.

[fehus]

so you assume you'd lose any bet with me. wow... can't even beat a teen with no job skills...

[incogneto]

Nice try but your psychology skills need work too

[fehus]

i'm a young demigod still developing my powers. don't shit on my growth.

what if we both wear them.

[incogneto]

Not happening