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[fehus]

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DIALTONE.

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[quickfingers]

if you were to receive a house warming gift whenever the hell you build your tree house slash fort

what are some things you could use

[fehus]

slash bouncy house slash etc, etc

i don't know. what do houses need? toilet paper?

[quickfingers]

weird glass vases. unnecessarily excessive cutlery. flowers.

if your my mom, there's always casserole.

[fehus]

alex can make the first two and i can make the second two. guess we're good.

but for real we don't need anything. we're gonna be asking for enough help just to get the structure up.

[quickfingers]

you will accept my gracious gift, chase

I just don't know what it is yet but you'll accept it

[fehus]

i'm not like a gifts guy?

[quickfingers]

can you repeat that?

It sounded ALMOST like "oh yes, peter, I know and will cherish your thoughtful gift whatever it is" but I'm not sure I read it exactly right?

[fehus]

you're outclassed. i turned down a boon from the allfather. you think i won't make a few good attempts at dodging your thoughtful generosity?

[quickfingers]

I'll find the right thing
and cry if you don't like it
no biggie

[fehus]

do you cry as fast as you run?

aka, my fickle vanir heart cares not,
etc.

[quickfingers]

I don't typically cry
the salt in me dries me out, its rather rare for me to ever shed a tear
only the worst, most evil of cases can cloud these silver lashes with but a tear

[fehus]

if you didn't have super speed i bet you'd get wedgied a lot.

[quickfingers]

You'd know, wouldn't you

[fehus]

i was too weird to get bullied properly. until now.

[quickfingers]

I feel so bad for you. It's tragic. really

[fehus]

consider: not bullying me?

[quickfingers]

consider: gifts are not considered bullying

[fehus]

consider: you probably won't find anything good, anyway.

[quickfingers]

consider: I'm now taking that as a challenge

[fehus]

consider: that way madness lies.

[quickfingers]

rewind a second
you need help with the structure?

[fehus]

we're still figuring it out. we've got one friend who does like regular non-magic contracting work, one who can manipulate tree growth, and one who can dream things into existence, so. we're hoping to ask them to help us with different parts.

[quickfingers]

If you need any other hands, I know a telekinetic who's put a mansion back together once, she might be up for helping out. Me? I uh, I can paint. If you ever paint. Count me in for painting.

[fehus]

oh fucking norns i forgot alex might want to paint. no, bad offer, no.

[quickfingers]

you want to deprive your gf of a passion project?