[this is not an opportune time for a text; Magnus and Alex have just had an amazing time dancing and suddenly Alex is leading him somewhere. hazily, one-handed texting;]
[ whoops! if odin knew that, perhaps he wouldn't be so terrible. unfortunately, he is incredibly drunk and incapable of reading tone. ]
no, no. well, yes. that is a role i have yet to play with, and i will add that persona to my arsenal. but no! i'm a mystery. a riddle. an enigma. a present that has yet to be unwrapped, so to speak. but this mystery does not have the skills he needs to pay up when someone finally solves... him. magnus, as you are my lord, there are some responsibilities you must shoulder. one of those is teaching me, your retainer, about the ways of the world, so that i might best, like. idk, live in it? protect you? idk you're worldly and i'm not, so, magnus lord magnus? lord magnus.
how do kiss girl? please respond w/ answer at utmost haste.
ok well i am 23 and don't talk shit i love you and you're strong and smart and powerful and honestly one of the coolest people i've ever met even beyond the whole talking sword business you've gotten yourself into but i will unleash the sickest wickedest burns at you at the drop of a hat "bye, self esteem" - Magnus Chase, 30 minutes from now
CMON HELP ME OUT I DONT EVEN HAVE A GOOD MOUTH AND ITS A PRESSING ISSUE I HAVE 400 GIRLS LITERALLY RIGHT HERE WAITING FOR KISSES
IM SO SORRY YOUR HAIR IS BEAUTIFUL EVERY PART OF YOU IS BEAUTIFUL EVERY TIME I LOOK AT YOU I THINK OF THE STARS IN THE SKY AND THE LIGHT OF THE SUN DANCING ON THE CLEAR BLUE SEA YOU HAVE A PURITY AND A KINDNESS THAT WAS SO RARE IN MY WORLD AND I WANT TO PROTECT IT WHAT I FEEL FOR YOU IS I THINK THE LOVE AN OLDER BROTHER FEELS TOWARDS THE YOUNGER BROTHER HE WANTS THE WHOLE WORLD FOR I NEVER HAD A LITTLE BROTHER BUT I THINK AS TIME GOES ON AND I ENJOY OUR TIME TOGETHER MORE AND MORE THAT'S HOW I'M STARTING TO THINK OF YOU I THINK UNDER THE VENEER OF RETAINER/LORDSHIP I SORT OF FORCED YOU INTO OUT OF A MISPLACED IDOLIZATION OF THE KIND OF MAN YOU PRESENTED YOURSELF AS TO ME, AND UNDER THE BULLSHIT HELPLESS ACT I PUT ON WHERE I WANT EVERYONE TO THINK OF ME AS SORT OF STUPID AND HARD TO GET ALONG WITH SO IT WON'T HURT WHEN THEY DON'T LIKE ME FOR THE KIND OF PERSON I ACTUALLY AM, I'M ACTUALLY JUST THIS BORING RUN OF THE MILL GUY WHO REALLY CARES ABOUT YOU THE WAY AN OLDER BROTHER WOULD AND I WANNA LOOK OUT FOR YOU AS BEST AS I CAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hi Odin I can honestly only read half of that right now but you're not a boring run of the mill guy for seeing me that way, and I'm okay with it, it's, ummm, kind of great actually, I think, and sorry about your bad mouth, I'm -- I gotta go, I just wanted to say --
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text - from inside at the party they're literally both at
youre a scret agent and thats ok
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no, no.
well, yes.
that is a role i have yet to play with, and i will add that persona to my arsenal.
but no!
i'm a mystery. a riddle. an enigma.
a present that has yet to be unwrapped, so to speak.
but this mystery does not have the skills he needs to pay up when someone finally solves... him.
magnus,
as you are my lord, there are some responsibilities you must shoulder.
one of those is teaching me, your retainer, about the ways of the world, so that i might best, like.
idk, live in it? protect you? idk
you're worldly and i'm not, so, magnus
lord magnus?
lord magnus.
how do kiss girl?
please respond w/ answer at utmost haste.
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w/ mOUTH
arent'y ou 30
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i love you and you're strong and smart and powerful and honestly one of the coolest people i've ever met even beyond the whole talking sword business you've gotten yourself into
but i will unleash the sickest wickedest burns at you at the drop of a hat
"bye, self esteem" - Magnus Chase, 30 minutes from now
CMON HELP ME OUT I DONT EVEN HAVE A GOOD MOUTH AND ITS A PRESSING ISSUE
I HAVE 400 GIRLS LITERALLY RIGHT HERE WAITING FOR KISSES
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i think that in fact your hair is stupid and that your personality is rather bland and also i find that y
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EVERY TIME I LOOK AT YOU I THINK OF THE STARS IN THE SKY AND THE LIGHT OF THE SUN DANCING ON THE CLEAR BLUE SEA
YOU HAVE A PURITY AND A KINDNESS THAT WAS SO RARE IN MY WORLD AND I WANT TO PROTECT IT
WHAT I FEEL FOR YOU IS I THINK THE LOVE AN OLDER BROTHER FEELS TOWARDS THE YOUNGER BROTHER HE WANTS THE WHOLE WORLD FOR
I NEVER HAD A LITTLE BROTHER BUT I THINK AS TIME GOES ON AND I ENJOY OUR TIME TOGETHER MORE AND MORE THAT'S HOW I'M STARTING TO THINK OF YOU
I THINK UNDER THE VENEER OF RETAINER/LORDSHIP I SORT OF FORCED YOU INTO OUT OF A MISPLACED IDOLIZATION OF THE KIND OF MAN YOU PRESENTED YOURSELF AS TO ME,
AND UNDER THE BULLSHIT HELPLESS ACT I PUT ON WHERE I WANT EVERYONE TO THINK OF ME AS SORT OF STUPID AND HARD TO GET ALONG WITH SO IT WON'T HURT WHEN THEY DON'T LIKE ME FOR THE KIND OF PERSON I ACTUALLY AM,
I'M ACTUALLY JUST THIS BORING RUN OF THE MILL GUY WHO REALLY CARES ABOUT YOU THE WAY AN OLDER BROTHER WOULD AND I WANNA LOOK OUT FOR YOU AS BEST AS I CAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ps re: kissing girls with my mouth,
idk lol nvm
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he answers it after finding it in the grass though ]
TH-THIS IS ODIN. ODIN DARK. THE DARK ODIN. ODDINNE.......... DARKE. Darké. Od... Odainé... Daearké.
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Hi Odin I can honestly only read half of that right now but you're not a boring run of the mill guy for seeing me that way, and I'm okay with it, it's, ummm, kind of great actually, I think, and sorry about your bad mouth, I'm -- I gotta go, I just wanted to say --
[and then someone else hangs up his phone]
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odin's just gonna sober up enough to realize he was maybe interrupting something finally and maybe he's just gonna leave this boy to his make outs ]