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"get" to? i peed in the woods during the BBQ your dad threw. what's the deal with your house?

do you have weird twin senses or is that fake.

i don't know who you're talking about, i never met anyone named lorna.

you DO know how to use a toilet, right? why didn't you go inside???

to answer the twin thing: it's kinda bullshit but then at the same time it's not. it's hard to explain but it's like having someone else share your way of thinking and occasionally you say the same thing, etc. idk what percentage of that may be enhanced or influenced by the fact wanda's a telepath, tho

the answer to this is depressing so i'm just gonna go with: i don't know how to use a toilet.

how come you're not a telepath?

considering how depressing THAT answer is, I can't begin to wonder

& IDK man I got silver hair, super speed and no lousy t-shirt. also we're not identical so that was probably a heavy factor. biology: something i vaguely remember

you keep not saying why your house is apparently a Deal so i'm siding with D33 on being spooked.

did you meet your sisters before you got dragged here?

also idk what you mean. what IS the deal?

& yeah, I do have a Wanda back home. And a little sister. But my dad apparently likes to get busy across the globe and multiverse, so I have Lorna and ANOTHER sister out in the void somewhere. I've yet to hear about any brothers.

i don't know you seemed excited for me to go into your house?

wait sorry how many sisters are we up to

WHATEVEr man

and the answer to that is: too many, honestly.

what's wanda like?

you can just straight up ask me if she's got pretty hair, if you like

thts so creepy shut up? it's not like that

it's just so easy to set you up for these, man

but yeah she's cool. A little witchy though.

it's not like i'm some ladies guy, quit it...

was that autocorrect feeling seasonal?

chicks dig the doe eyed thing, don't diss yourself

& believe it or not, no. Tho she is kinda plenty bitchy rn too

i'm not a guy that talks about what chicks dig, either

what'd you do? put a loogie in her cauldron?

nah she magicked herself to feel no good emotions
or something clearly intelligent and thought out

uhhh?

uhhhhhhh

yea, my thoughts exactly

was there an actual reason?

she was tired of being hurt by her good emotions
It's a Thing and we fought and then we unfought but she's still doing her thing and

yeah idk man, I'm hoping that shit wears off eventually

having siblings sounds stressful.

It is. I'm not sure what's worse, when they're little and screaming about playing tea party or when they're older and only wanna come to your party to make out with people.

if your sister tries to kiss me i might scream like a little girl playing tea party?

I kinda told her she can't kiss my friends but I don't really have faith that she'll behave
so
yeah you've been warned

nnnnno

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